https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-04-12

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Does strangling a snake count?

Is that something you've done? Do tell!

I recently saw the reverse, Anaconda Almost Crushes Steve's Hand! | Deadly 60 | BBC Earth Kids

Reminds me of an old one. nsfw

Lumber camp in the Yukon. A skinny little fellow wearing a bow tie walks into the saloon and asks the boss for a job.

"Get out of here, you puny midget! This is a job for two fisted he-men, not shrimps like you!"

"Wait!" cries one of the crew. "Let's give him a test.

"Here's what you ahve to do. First, drink a quart of moonshine. Then go out and shoot a bear. Last thing is make love to the ugliest girl at the bordello. Think you can handle it?"

The little guy walks over to the bar, grabs a quart of whisky, downs it in one gulp, then strides out.

The next morning the little guy walks into the camp. He's bleeding from a million cuts.

"Now gimme a rifle and show me the whorehouse!"

I was talking about my trouser snake.

I love that joke. There's a handful of variants of it, and they're all horribly hilarious.

In honor of your pronouns...

I identify as a candy bar.

My pronouns are Her/shey

Ngl, when I got the notification I only see the first two lines and was ready to fuss a bit.

Then I opened the comment and I'm still laughing. That's pretty fucking funny ::

It's not original to me, and yes it is hilarious.

Pass it on with my compliments.