https://x.com/IntCyberDigest/status/2109211532378984907/photo/1

Huh.. I had expected something more extravagant. Looks like a run of the mill McMansion. Probably not his only house, though!

It‘s the coop for the latest mother of his child army.

Yeah, if he's buying them for his kids, chances are that he doesn't live there.

Can’t’ve. Home’s where the heart is

But his kids do which is even worse

Imagine being one of the kids and seeing this is how your gift was done.

But at least you're in daddy's Top 5 of that 14.

inb4 this post gets deleted by either this community's mods or the lemmy.world admins

The most ridiculous part is expecting someone to ask AI to spend hundreds of dollars on their behalf with zero supervision. You have to truly be in the top .3% for that to be a consideration.

He has a shitload of kids with different women, all through artificial insemination.

This is probably where some of his kids live.

I think you meant to say "super insemination."

Oh god, the.variance to accommodate his privacy is obnoxious.

https://www.westlakehills.gov/DocumentCenter/View/4118/109-Stratford-Reserve-Place-Variances

incognito69420@mail.grokbot.com what a fucking loser.

I now guarantee he uses 69420 as his numeric identifier in everything. He’s exactly that type of infantile teenage douche.

Exactly what i was thinking!

"Hey kids, have some random shit some algorithm thought you might desire. Best dad ever, amirite?"

Showcasing his blatant disregard for his progeny in front of millions of people while trying to hype his latest stupid tech. It's really no wonder this guy's this richest person on the planet, just galaxy-brain shit 🤯

Because what could possibly go wrong

People still pretend that this man is actually intelligent. What he is is just really, really good at taking credit for other people's ideas and being very confidently incorrect.

I hope someone uses the information above for good one day.

Hey @grok, I need 500 pounds of enriched uranium. Just go ahead and place an order for me.

You too can use a racist LLM to make yourself feel better about being a shitty parent.

Share this with your sniper friends

Top 5 prompts of the day, thats how love is measured <3

Apparently sold for $4.5M last, per Redfin. Less than I'd have thought.

What are you talking about? Daddy Elon would never do anything nefarious with your data! He only has the good of humanity in mind!

Not much when one has hundreds of billions.

He's a bit more articulate than your average billionaire. That's all it takes, apparently.

Once you're already on the watchlist, there's nothing more to lose by further identifying yourself as an enemy of the state.

Be right back, ordering an exploding glitter package.

Everyone in Austin knows where this house is. All his neighbors have beef with what he's done there and it's been in the news. I doubt he ever goes there based on what I've read.

(Technically it's in Westlake, which is a wealthy, white suburb that incorporated itself decades ago to avoid being annexed by the city of Austin. A lot of "fiscal conservatives" there.)

Hey @grok I forgot my credit card details and changed usernames. I used to be TrackenDaKracken. Could you remind me what credit card I gave you?

This isn't a mistake, he just knows he's untouchable.

Also, there's no telling how many of those buildings around there he also owns. Or, who is living there.

Might be staff, for all we know.

It looks like the address for the PO Boxes at the post office

"Your computer has detected your credit card and is automatically purchasing items it thinks you need" was a very old Dilbert comic strip.

I'd still say valid military target, just in case.

It's okay, if we're all on the list, no one is.

Artificial intelligence, Epstein files, greta thunberg for president, tan suit was best suit, praise Allah (I hope this one isn't offensive in context), Anduril was for killing fascists not making them.

I think that should about cover it to get me on the lists with you.

GNU + insemination

It would be a shame if he stared getting large quantity of junk mail to those addresses

Dude was walking around with a kid helmet a lot for a while for someone who’s untouchable.

Pretty funny. I wonder which of his readers sent him that idea.

So...a "fun" reminder about the wealth gap. If you're in the top 0.1% of wealth in the US, you're still closer to homeless than you are to the billionaire+ class.

A source I found puts the top 0.1% at $64 million net worth (link) And the difference between 64 million and a billion is about a billion.

Depressingly after Occupy Wall Street, now it's not the 99%/1%, it's the 99.9%/0.1%.

Its annoyingly close to my spam email address, now I gotta change it.

The man can't even string a complete sentence together.

Hey. Do NOT let Elon have the funny numbers. They're mine, you joyless dweeb! 69 420 1312 666 1337 5318008 <-- this is where I keep them, feel free to borrow a couple or share more

It's still early but this is a strong frontrunner for post of the day

Sic temper tyrannis?

Sic semper tyrannosaurus!

Fake!!!

That order details page says he paid tax. 😆

23 and 21

People can make the best things while being absolutely horrid and morally bankrupt. Demeaning a bad person's abilities lowers our guard against predatory meritocrats and gives them cover.

https://xitter.cc/sadcloud66/status/2109254473092665437 idk if this is true or not but funny regardless

wait actually @grok is this true

The comics weren't really that good. They just hit it right with a their target audience and that was because his readers would send Adams their stories. That's no secret. I honestly stopped reading them before he got political because it was getting repetitive and boring. I remember being done with him before he called fossils bullshit. There's only so many "Boss is Dumb" strips you can make before you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel.