Flute, no debate

Yeah the Saxophone is kind of a flute

It's right there in the name: sexophone.

Your mom

because she let me play her allllll night

Mayonnaise

Drum, cause you know you wanna hit that.

Violin.

First, its shape.

Second, I used to watch my girlfriend play it and the passion was intense.

I looked for a performance that isn't an "influencer" prancing about to generate views, of which there are many; something more honest.

https://youtu.be/POaPRTL7fuM

Sexophone, it's in the name

Alternatively, tromboner

your mom can make fine music if played right

Oh, I was expecting a clip of Alyson Hannigan in American Pie. Also that’s a recorder, not a flute.

The tuba

!It's the only one I can fuck!<

The piccolo

Harmonica. Specifically when you have an old griselled cowboy playing it around a fire on a cold windy night in 1832.

harmonica because when you play one you're just blowin' and suckin'. it makes you feel sexy

Kazoo.

https://youtu.be/FX0qJqsEkZQ?is=Hk9FGzS8JcvV6MXz

Stinky bagpipes we used to call her

I don't know about instrument specifically, but have you seen Rachmaninoff's hands? Sign me up!

Jokes aside, probably something basic like piano for the range and smacking capabilities of those hammers. I saw that one Tom and Jerry episode so many times growing up!

The Death Whistle

Rock.
Rock good sexy. Bang rock with rock, shes go crazy dance, dance, dance.

French Horn on account of all the spit it can hold.

You also bang on it.

Skin flute

🤢

I was told that's not an instrument.

Horseradish, on the other hand...