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ZeroCool piefed.ca ZeroCool@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-07
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rnercle sh.itjust.works merde@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-27
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In a social media post, the US president claimed the two sides had reached an agreement. “Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it!” he wrote on Truth Social.

He offered no further details. Zelenskyy said he was surprised by the announcement but would agree to it if Vladimir Putin did the same. “If President Trump negotiated it with Putin – please tell us when the ceasefire begins. We are ready and we will accept it,” the Ukrainian president told the Axios website.

who needs onion when the news are already this ridiculous

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Hermit_Lailoken lemmy.world Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-11
#3 · Quote Reply

How about we give Trump to Russia instead?

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recycle_me_please sh.itjust.works recycle_me_please@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-05-23
#4 · Quote Reply

Do I need to send it via Yandex?

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ZeroGravitas lemmy.dbzer0.com ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-06-04
#5 · Quote Reply

Send them to Ukraine, I'm sure they'll find a way to repackage and forward to Vladimir.

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it_depends_man lemmy.world it_depends_man@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-19
#6 · Quote Reply

Actual satire?! Aaaaah! What balm for this bruised soul.

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Jesusaurus lemmy.world Jesusaurus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-15
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How about we give Trump to Russia instead?

Everyone liked that.

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BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan piefed.social BeelzebubEiNukuKoskaan@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-09-04
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Do I need to send it via Yandex?

A carrier pigeon might be faster and reliable at the moment

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baines lemmy.cafe baines@lemmy.cafe
Joined: 2024-10-26
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i ate the onion

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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
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A carrier pigeon might be faster and reliable at the moment

I hear they like drones.

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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
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Nearly drank the castor oil there.

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pinball_wizard lemmy.zip pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-02-13
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How am I supposed to tell what is satire anymore?

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