Had a friend do B to her cake at a recent birthday because she "saw on social media that it was better to distribute around at parties". By the time she made the second cut we were all staring on in horror. Was very funny.

It's probably cooked differently, most pizza I have had in the uk has a lot of sauce so it's a nightmare to eat without something like the crust

If you like crust so much, then why don't you go find friends who leave it?

An alchemist has been spotted in the wild

Brilliant.

Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.

Find a pretty enough girl and she 100% will.

/c/suddenlydebian

I spent too much time searching for a video of someone who might have tried C.

No luck, but now I'm hungry for pizza.

Didn't see a video, but:

Cannot read the source in bottom right... This definitely look like the style of nedroid.com.

Eating pizza like this is quite doable and fun. I even had success ordering a pizza pre-cut like that. However, the very last part (center of the pizza) can be a bit tricky so you you might not be able to slurp the whole thing, depending on the details.

I always cut my pizza into 6 slices, i feel it has the best ratio of crust and topping

Are you suggesting people eat pizza with a knife and fork? Pizza?!?!

UZUMAKI

How else?

Nobody in my town knows how to do A. They think they do, but they don't.

ITT, people taking a cute little comic way too seriously because big feelings about pizza.

Jon Stewart would like a word.

Who is that again?