(Five Nights At Pedophiles)

They just wanted to make themselves as ugly on the outside as they are within.

I saw an article about chatbot employees starting to smoke to prove they have faith in it solving cancer...

And I think "mar lago face" is the same thing. They get these fucked up cosmetic surgeries to show they're part of the tribe. It doesn't matter that it looks like shit, it makes them permanently tied to that group of women.

Like a cult cutting off their left earlobe because the leader lost it in an accident. None of them think it's better, but after the first couple do it to build loyalty, it stops being about the leader and becomes a symbol you're part of the same group. So even a "non believer" would feel.pressure to do it from the group.

Worse, they think it's beautiful.

worst drag show ever

Or the world is so fucked up and they're contributing so much, they don't give a fuck about the cancer

They all look like they're wearing someone else's face, but the head size is different so it's stretched awkwardly and filled in with disgusting amounts of makeup. Plastic surgery homonculi and filler-goblins.

They think they’re beautiful on the inside too I’m sure

Fucking ghouls!

Jigsaw on the bottom left.

The White house is haunted?

Happy Halloween

Every single one of them are desperate to hold onto their youthful features and take questions about their age as deeply personal. They are desperate to hide their true age like fae hiding their true names.

Joan Rivers, the butt of all plastic surgery jokes during her time, never looked like she was a melting wax dummy. Either plastic surgery has gotten worse or these people want to look like they just stared into the Ark of the Covenant.

Horrifying, yes, but also fascinating from an anthropological perspective.

I think the biggest difference is that Joan wasn't as dumb as a post.

Can the interesting times we live in be done now so we could appreciate that purely in retrospect instead of a daily deluge of dipshits? Pretty please?

I bet she'd be mocking these freaks right along with us.

its called mar-a-lago face. women , bimbofie themselves to make it likeable to get into trumps grifting circles.

ATTACK on TITAN looking face. THE SMILING TITAN.

susan dell looks pretty freaky, like a stepford wife, robot.

actually, they used the Son'a face-lift machine from star trek insurrection.

It is now.

Top left looks like a 28 days later zombie.

If you're going to insist on having plastic surgery why don't the insist on having good plastic surgery. You can achieve the same result for a much reduced price by simply acquiring an angry bee.

Guys..... What's wrong with aging like a human being?

Assumes these harridans are human beings.

New FNAF cast confirmed

Deep cut.

Like what's happened too many times to their faces

Escape from LA

I mean, I do kinda feel bad for Mrs. Dell. She’s wouldn’t have ever of been my cup of tea, but she was cute at a time. Now? Well, now she looks like a store mannequin, with heavy ass thick sharpie eye-liner. She’s gotta know that she looks…. Erm… like a freak, right? Like she could be a character in Outlast Trials.

On another note, I thought Kim was looking very bullfrog-ish. Watching a clip of Kimmel and he said the same damn thing! About spit out my drink! Glad we are on the same page.

Lauren, she’s a piece of shit! Straight up. I think she’s the most dangerous out of all of them. I know she’s giving bozos a hell of a show, though. Can’t blame the nerd for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Mackenzie is by far, and forever will be, the better woman!

Loomer… what a fucking train wreck that nasty bitch is. She’s fucking HIT! If I were stuck on a remote island with just her and humanity at the brink, I’m ripping my dick off! I’ll make an attempt to catch a fish for my last meal and promptly end my existence. ✌🏼

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beauty_trends_among_American_conservatives

Mar-a-lago face is a well documented trend

Overdoing it with the Disney animatronics

They are the same picture

You want to know how I got these scars?

They think they're above everyone else and that this makes them look superior 😂

They think this looks beautiful. Proof that their wealth has put them totally out of touch with modern society. THESE freaks think they should be making decisions for us, because we are obviously too stupid to do it for ourselves.

They could sue the crap out of their doctors.

They wanted this. It's on purpose.

Conservatives (regressives) are outlandishly concerned about trans people while this is what their women look like?

I think these people are just cheap as fuck and go with whatever surgeon will slice and dice them on a budget.

Or maybe all the good plastic surgeons are liberal and they can't lose clout with The Cult by going to a liberal surgeon.

The best, is yet, to commeeee!!! [Dog shooting noise]

Fify

Yikes

Looks like hotlinking doesn't work on that site.

Susan Dell is actually one hell of a good person. The Dells have been way more philanthropic than the average billionaire. I know this will be an unpopular opinion because it's the Internet, but it needs to be said.

She was in a room making an announcement with and being chummy (and touchy) with Trump. She was shilling for "Trump accounts".

You need to pay more attention to what's actually happening, not what they PR at you.

Those live on this planet? Ugh.

It sets them apart. Now, they’re a piece to talk about, centers of attention. 🤢