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Andy
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Posted:   Subject: Happy Columbo Day Quote

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Ariselas
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#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

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garbagebagel
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#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Some pilgrims at some point shared a meal with Native Americans to my understanding (I'm not from there).

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ummthatguy
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#4 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Broken promises.

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ArgentRaven
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#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

That scene in Adams Family Values where Wednesday burns the pilgrim's village to the ground.

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davel
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#6 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Eating, and American football.

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alcoholicorn
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#7 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Some pilgrims at some point shared a meal with Native Americans to my understanding (I'm not from there).

Thats what we tell the kids, in reality it the holiday was invented centuries later as part of a national project.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_First_Thanksgiving

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garbagebagel
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#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Thats what we tell the kids, in reality it the holiday was invented centuries later as part of a national project. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myth_of_the_First_Thanksgiving

That sounds about white.

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atomicbocks
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#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Serious answer: giving thanks.

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Ariselas
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#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Broken promises.

yes, the world needs more Genesis P-Orridge, I think that is a universal understanding

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Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

That scene in Adams Family Values where Wednesday burns the pilgrim's village to the ground.

The Halluci Nation, Burn Your Village to the Ground

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CyroSignal54
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#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

The Scandinavians were the first to discover America.

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PolandIsAStateOfMind
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#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

The Scandinavians were the first to discover America.

When they were "discovering" America, was there anyone else there at the time?

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PolandIsAStateOfMind
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#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Genocide

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Etterra
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#15 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Gluttony.

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Etterra
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#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Eating, and American football.

Speak for yourself. I'll be damned if I celebrate sportsball.

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Zerush
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#17 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

If Columbo day is the same day as Canadian Thanksgiving, what are the Americans celebrating on US Thanksgiving?

Columo never discovered what is nowadays the USA, he discovered Santo Domingo - Dominican Republic. They have a Colombo Statue with all the reasons.

The first people in the Amerikas are Mongols over the Bering Strait and people from Indonesia, later Wikingos, maybe also Chinese people, all long time before Colombo.

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Dessalines
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#18 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Broken promises.

An absolutely crazy and true factoid from wikipedia:

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CyroSignal54
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#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

When they were "discovering" America, was there anyone else there at the time?

Yes, but I'm talking about the first Europeans to discover the "New World."

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BeMoreCareful
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#20 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

That scene in Adams Family Values where Wednesday burns the pilgrim's village to the ground.

I'm so happy they kept the pilgrim theme for the Wednesday show.

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ShinkanTrain
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#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: Happy Columbo Day Quote Reply

Columo never discovered what is nowadays the USA, he discovered Santo Domingo - Dominican Republic. They have a Colombo Statue with all the reasons. The first people in the Amerikas are Mongols over the Bering Strait and people from Indonesia, later Wikingos, maybe also Chinese people, all long time before Colombo.

Bro wasn't even the first European, the Norse beat him to it around the time Basil II was still alive

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