31 minutes. I'm out of shape.

Half an hour.

A walk

35 to 40 minutes. I'd probably stop and take a dump if nobody is around.

Ah the sweet liberation of an air dump. Almost as glorious as taking a dump as you’re pulled in the water behind a boat for a bidet you won’t forget

Given the fog I'd say it's either important insights about how I suffocated my sick wife or a neat bow to shoot dinosaurs with.

I'm sure I'd stop to take in the view, bounce the bridge or check something at some point. Give me 40m to be safe. And maybe no one else on it so I can shake it a bit without someone in the distance screaming.

An African or European swallow?

Turok?

$1 million and a loaded gun pointed at my back.

My first thought: Wtf? Why would y-

My second thought: Actually, that sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

That's a long-ass bridge. I am sure I can walk like 3km/hr, so it's like 1.5km bridge.

The loaded gun alone should suffice.

What do you do if you meet a large Scotsman playing the bagpipes coming the other way?

Or Silent Hill 2, yes.

Stability

Not me. Both.

What? I don't know that!

30 mintues, apparently.

Is it allowed if I try to get it swinging when I get to the middle? I might waste some time there.

Aaaaaah

More or less

That might work in your favor. I wouldn't cross that bridge with anything less than a 40 inch waist.

Ahhh the elusive spotted brown river corn snake.