Socks? Like plural?

I only wear one sock, until it gets wet...

There’s dozens of us!!!
I’m a four too. It’s the only way to sleep.

Right, and I'm not saying it should be illegal for you to pass on those genes, just maybe there should be a public list of 7s so the rest of us can make an informed decision about engaging with such degeneracy.

I recall my friend's brother being proud that he carried his pregnant wife out of the house during the big Northridge earthquake here in Los Angeles, but he was Winnie the Poohing it with a #4, so immediately had his ego deflated.

Dad, do you know about crack cocaine?

Why do you think you've always lived in rented accomodations?

All of these have the "plus socks" variation, even the one that already has socks. You can wear two pair if it's really cold and they're not tight

Phew... 😬 At least I wasn't suggesting a wet suit in my reply. ;)

My feet get easily cold, alright?

Definitely more than drugs.

If you're a #7, you don't belong in society and I have no shame in admitting it. You're all sociopaths.

Literally the post above this one for me.

I'm a dude and my chest hurts thinking about this.

How can you pass the Gandhi purity test?

He was correct and a house fire made him doubt himself?

Where's the 'naked except for a sombrero' option?

Goddammit! Always under-represented!

I do 3 and 7 unless it's very cold, then I'll wear a shirt and maybe some gym shorts. Idk how I became a sock sleeper, for so long I hated the feeling of socks on me while I slept.

I'm number 4 as we speak :p

#1 + #3, weird otherwise ... when it's really cold in the winter ill combine 1, 3 and 7.

In retrospect; should not have said that I do. Do not want to discuss my sleepytime habit in a public space. 🙉

I do! My legs get hot damnit!

But the best is #1. Keeps you averagedly warm.

HOLY SHIT OK!

Underwear presses on my tummy and makes me wanna pee. Haven't used underwear for 25 years.

I dunno. You're probably safer making a habit of saying "no homo" as you settle in to spoon each night otherwise you're just one overly warm night away from desperately trying to get one of your boyfriends pregnant.

I currently have a torn toe nail and I'm terrified of turning over in my sleep and catching it on the sheet and tearing it further back so I'm currently sleeping like 7 for now. I despise it.

Patent that and start a business. She could be an entropy-ne'er.

LOL respectable.

I read this comment and it took me several minutes for it to process.

11/10 amazing pun

Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso is a Pooh Bear

Why is three the only one with briefs? Also who wears or sleeps in briefs?

1 or 2, if 2 I’m sleeping with shorter pants

The blue jeans and t-shirt are missing

How to tell someone has never had a woman sleep in their T-shirt as a nightie.

7 Is wicked evil

#4 is underrated. I usually do #6 in summer and #4 in winter.

This is sleeping on hard mode, when burglars break in, you have to fight them in naked with slippy socks

Me. Idk if by briefs you mean tbe shorts or the undies but I sleep in the boxer shorts.

I sleep with socks in winter and my gf fucken hated it for some reason. I had to get into bed and wait for the foot check before sneaking on my special sleeping socks.

It will be 30 years in the future. The human behind Xavier would have died long ago. And that name and face will still be used...

not very, but one of them has pretty good booze I hear

has... has no one ever heard of pajamas? 🤯

(sssh, nobody tell this sub about onesies)

Real OGs remember Pakalu Papito before Xavier stole their face

He climbed out a window nekkid and had to hang out in a car until the neighbour brought something over he could wear.

As a former fireman, he shoulda known better ;-)

6 is the only way, sitting naked in a car or not. I will die on this hill