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cm0002 infosec.pub cm0002@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-21
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Warl0k3 lemmy.world Warl0k3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-11
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Well yeah cm0002, nobody is interested in a bot's butthole.

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cm0002 infosec.pub cm0002@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-21
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Well yeah cm0002, nobody is interested in a bot's butthole.

Lmao who's a bot lolol

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Warl0k3 lemmy.world Warl0k3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-11
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Lmao who's a bot lolol

Probably should turn the intensity down on the scanner, it's making you butthurt.

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cm0002 infosec.pub cm0002@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-21
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Probably should turn the intensity down on the scanner, it's making you butthurt.

I tried but the Toilet Security Agency said it was required for security reasons

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Warl0k3 lemmy.world Warl0k3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-11
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I tried but the Toilet Security Agency said it was required for security reasons

Just be grateful they didn't get you with one of the sniffer dogs...

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AeronMelon lemmy.world aeronmelon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-26
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Senior discount card.

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cm0002 infosec.pub cm0002@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-10-21
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Just be grateful they didn't get you with one of the sniffer dogs...

...that's not standard protocol?

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friend_of_satan lemmy.world friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Clearly a fake. It's not even peeling, so it can't be more than a few months old.

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boobookittyfrick lemmy.zip boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-29
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Senior discount card.

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