and if it's not Mariah its those two

aah, can somebody put me in cryosleep in a torpedo allready?

Add Fairytale of New York to that list for all my Irish and GB folks...

No need to phaser good old Shane MacGowan, though, he's already six feet under. But Jaysus Christ on a bike, I don't know how retail workers in Ireland don't go postal each year once October starts...

I thought she usually doesn't come out until after Halloween? From November 1st to the end of the year I try not to go into a store without my earbuds in.

It gets earlier every year. Soon, she will start coming out after Labor Day.

The fact they start putting Xmas shit out the same time they Halloween is disturbing

Wouldn't the phaser thaw her faster? 😅

Every time Christmas music is played outside of December, Santa has to execute an elf.

I've succeeded at whamageddon for 3 years in a row, ez

Even as a customer I can’t stand it. But yeah, most staff I’ve spoken with confirm that it’s actually upsetting listening to the same 20 songs on repeat every day.

LAAAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART >:)

She's too powerful!

It's already out in Utah. Just insane.

Try rotating the frequency!

So you are dead and a Klingon killed you?

Are we sure it isn’t The Nexus?

Do you all live in The Nexus?

Got some eggnog to put in my coffee (I lie, I got eggnog to put some coffee in) already. One good thing about the early holiday season.

I thought we had to warm his icy heart with a hot island song?

🎶RESISTANCE IS FUTILE🎶

Being a musician I can only imagine myself running amok after the 3rd Christmas song on repeat on the radio while trying to be nice to any customers.

Music torture is real https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_in_psychological_operations

They went too far in that direction and are (over-) correcting

Halloween hasn't even happened yet!

We should frame her for something truly despicable.

Last year, the nearby supermarket played only four songs on repeat. When customers complained they added a fifth.

Who know what young Jean Luc got up to 😁

Wow. Trolling the customers and the staff there.

I solve the problem of hearing various crap from supermarket speakers by using noise-isolating headphones, using self-checkout and leaving the store without having to listen to anyone at all.

Dammit… I read that and heard it

They started putting out Xmas decorations as soon as they finished putting out Halloween decorations...the first week of September

The Nexus would at least be mildly enjoyable. We're stuck in a cookie from blackmirror

🎶All I want for christmas, is youR ASSIMILATION🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvWwJ6sh5s

I should add that to my Halloween playlist while handing out candy, the real scare

So...close....

I won't set for stun this Christmas

I'm here for a free Bajor

This year the Dominion's fallin'

Can't wait to show what we've in store

How about the universe with the everything bagel?

No that's in the Jeremey Bearimy.

Alternate it with Wham's Last Christmas and you could whamaggedon some people early.

(Actually I think the rules specify a starting date after Halloween... Yeah December 1. Sorry.)

Well that's horrifying