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Mandarbmax lemmy.world Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
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Asafum lemmy.world Asafum@lemmy.world
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It's optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can't fuck data?

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Sundray lemmus.org sundray@lemmus.org
Joined: 2023-12-19
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"Move fast and break things."

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thesohoriots lemmy.world thesohoriots@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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The vibe-coded Coney Island whitefish

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Boomer Humor Doomergod lemmy.world Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-15
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What if AI means “anal insertion”

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-04
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In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.

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insufferableninja sh.itjust.works imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-11-26
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What is SF?

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Mandarbmax lemmy.world Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
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What is SF?

San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land

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VaalaVasaVarde sopuli.xyz VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2024-04-04
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

This needs to be reposted on fuck_ai

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voidsignal lemmy.world voidsignal@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-04
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San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land

There's no Silicon Valley anymore. It's the Marketing Valley now, full of PPT bros that think they understand technology.

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RaoulDook lemmy.world RaoulDook@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#11 · Quote Reply

It works by causing boner loss when you see the label

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dindonmasker sh.itjust.works Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-18
#12 · Quote Reply

The first condom designed for unconsentual sex where everyone is getting fucked by AI.

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the_q piefed.social the_q@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-08-04
#13 · Quote Reply

But they breach containment all the time...

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Mandarbmax lemmy.world Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
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This needs to be reposted on fuck_ai

You have my blessing to do so!

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ricecake sh.itjust.works ricecake@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
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Looks like a few companies have made "AI" condoms for marketing, usually leaning heavily on how everything is a bit too ... On point? ... Into it? Absolutely fucked with AI?

While trying to find the one this one came from I found one that was basically "we put AI in the condom, so just get an erection, put it on, take out your phone, open the app, sign in, scan the QR code on your penis, complete registration and sync, finish software updates, re-pair the condom, configure session preferences, and now you're ready for AI enhanced intercourse with features such as helpful mid coitus tips, aggressive affirmation that you're doing great, and constant requests for feedback".

Ironically, condoms have actually been AI optimized for decades. The laser scanning defect detection system everyone uses is built on a type of AI that's got next to nothing in common with the current frenzy and more to do with "statistics".

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
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It's optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can't fuck data?

I thought it meant "optimized for Weird Al Yankovic."

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Jo Miran lemmy.ml JoMiran@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-29
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It's optimized for Al.

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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-13
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In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.

I thought that too.

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schmorp slrpnk.net schmorpel@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-12
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San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land

I thought they were talking about Science Fiction

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Mandarbmax lemmy.world Mandarbmax@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
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It's optimized for Al.

Weird Al could do me raw

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MelodiousFunk slrpnk.net MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-03-08
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What if AI means “anal insertion”

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atomicbocks sh.itjust.works atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-16
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San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land

Fun fact: Silicones are a class of silicon containing rubbers (pun intended) and resins, this is why the two words are so easily confused.

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ToastedRavioli midwest.social ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-04-26
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naught101 lemmy.world naught101@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-08
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Fun fact: Silicones are a class of silicon containing rubbers (pun intended) and resins, this is why the two words are so easily confused.

Given the context, I'm choosing to believe OP was making a subtle and excellent joke

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k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
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AI is love in japanese 愛 so maybe they're weebs who are into keikaku parenthood.

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beegnyoshi lemmy.zip beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-05
#26 · (edited) Quote Reply

AI is love in japanese 愛 so maybe they're weebs who are into keikaku parenthood.

AI is also 哀 in japanese meaning pity or sorrow which is what's gonna happen if you show that to a human

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IamLost lemmy.world IamLost@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-03
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In the thumbnail that blanket looks like a good piece of bacon.

Only reason why I looked at the post

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
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Perhaps it’s for the clankers to go fuck themselves with.

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NihilsineNefas slrpnk.net NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-19
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"Ah it's generated, that explains the lumps and weird (d)angle"

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qarbone lemmy.world qarbone@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#30 · Quote Reply

Does this mean I can fuck my computer without catching a virus?

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Buddahriffic lemmy.world Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
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Optimized for artificial insemination?

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terwn43lp lemmy.world toxicbubble@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#32 · Quote Reply

"shut up baby, i know it"

-Bender

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