Don't drink a full bottle of Dusse and Willett before shopping online.

Spell of toes curling

For more information, ponder us on your orb.

It casts a touch range spell, the somatic component consists of switching it on and applying it to the spell's target in the right way, and the result is typically the target squirming around and making happy noises. They have disadvantage on all checks for 1d12 rounds.

Spills. You cast spills with that.

Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

Well first you put on your robe and wizard hat

Keep on the lookout for stampeding rhinos.

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Don’t fuck with me, bitch. I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the land.

Idk ask Mom

You fools really gonna tell the actual wizard your spells?

Look at those walls...

This is proof that there's somebody out there that basically lives in an at-least-roomscale cosplay-space of a medieval wizard tower.

ORGAZMO

Unhand her, Jizmaster Zero!

JIZMASTER ZERO/CLARK

You can’t defeat me, Orgazmo!

ORGAZMO

Yeah I can too!

Orgazmo points the cone on his right arm at Jizmaster

Zero. A Cheesy ray appears, accompanied by an equally

cheesy sound. Jizmaster moans with pleasure, as if having

an orgasm, and falls off of Saffi. Orgazmo uses this

chance to charge at the villain.

I found the entire script on archive.org just trying to find this scene lol

You can't cast spells, but it does do magic.

That's quite the antique meme you have there sir

Where does one aquire wizard robes?

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Tailor shop. You can try the armor shop, too, but that's more hit or miss for cloth items.

Or, if you're the daring type, a wizard's tower.

It’s not a general purpose wand. It’s more like a D&D wand that only cast one spell. It can basically stun lock certain target persons.

Oh that's the reason the robes are designed that way

There has to be a "loose like sleeve of wizard" joke somewhere in there.

Not so. bloodninja is timeless.

Wait for a wizard to head for the hot tub and grab it from the changing room.

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