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zarkanian sh.itjust.works zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-01-11
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not lemmy.dbzer0.com not@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-03-28
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My colon also makes laser sounds (I had beans for lunch) ://

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pelespirit sh.itjust.works pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
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Pew Pew

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GeorgimusPrime lemmy.world GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-14
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And there I was thinking it was h_t p_ss on those slanting wall deflectors.

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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Pew Pew

That was exactly what popped into my head :)

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southsamurai (he/him/pronoun agnostic) sh.itjust.works southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-19
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And there I was thinking it was h_t p_ss on those slanting wall deflectors. Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector

Is lemmy. Can spell hot

Can spell piss too, but only if talking about band

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minorkeys sh.itjust.works minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-04-22
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The colon is the bullet holes from the finger guns.

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
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Hony Tawks Total Pro Skater: The sequel

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DarkCloud lemmy.world DarkCloud@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-19
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Those two laser beams protect the internet. I remember the panic when Russia breeched one in the 90s. It was chaos until a patch was released. For a while we were writing http:/// just to keep the internet safe.

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Fridgeratr lemmy.dbzer0.com Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-20
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And there I was thinking it was h_t p_ss on those slanting wall deflectors. Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_deflector

hat pass

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Wunz lemmy.world Wunz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-16
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Fun fact, the colon makes a fart sound.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
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hat pass

hut puss

pspsps come out yer hut

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diffaldo lemmy.dbzer0.com diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-17
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My colon also makes laser sounds (I had beans for lunch) ://

Are planning to hold dump for a while?

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
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www doesn't mean "world wide web," it means "wet and wild wildebeests"

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GeorgimusPrime lemmy.world GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-14
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hat pass

But does it need //deflectors?

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Kalothar lemmy.ca Kalothar@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-07-20
#16 · Quote Reply

That was exactly what popped into my head :)

Quick “dewfff dewfff” here

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omgboom lemmy.world omgboom@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-09
#17 · Quote Reply

Those aren't lasers they are whacks, it's whack whack

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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

Https is actually the sound you make just before you sneeze, but then the sneeze goes away. :// is an emoji of the face you make

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Agent641 lemmy.world Agent641@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
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Those aren't lasers they are whacks, it's whack whack

Who let these ducks in here?

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Honytawk discuss.tchncs.de Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-02-20
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Those aren't lasers they are whacks, it's whack whack

Wacks go from up to down. Do they are \

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Honytawk discuss.tchncs.de Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2026-02-20
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Hony Tawks Total Pro Skater: The sequel

Yeah I did.

Sucker didn't see it coming when I wrecked him and his skateboard.

And it was even funnier the second time.

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
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Yeah I did. Sucker didn't see it coming when I wrecked him and his skateboard. And it was even funnier the second time.

I would done some of your signature moves on him, like:

  • The 9000
  • Iced Chair
  • Betto Gird
  • Rough it She-wind
  • Hipple Treeflip
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