I should start up a consulting business on how to increase your odds of being reincarnated into generational wealth.

That's the #2 route: selling a lot of books on how to get rich.

Can we triangulate on this later?

Putting this one on the ideas-spice-rack.

Yeah let's put it in the ideas fridge for a moment

With the bonus of never hearing complaints about how it didn't work.

That tip comes too late for me tho

I'm going to bounce this off the ol' trampoline, and see what sticks.

Tasted it... But what about mouthfeel?

even a small amount helps you not suffer from capitalism

Like thick water?

Instant mashed potatoes in a water bottle, you might say

I think Peter Thiel would easily throw a couple mil your way. And ethically I think you're in the clear, scamming a horrible person is good in my book