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slothrop
lemmy.ca
slothrop@lemmy.caJoined: 2024-07-03 |
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Maiq
piefed.zip
Maiq@piefed.zip Joined: 2026-07-12 |
"I am not a witch." - Christine O’Donnell, |
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budget_biochemist
slrpnk.net
budget_biochemist@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-03-17 |
We aint in Kansas anymore, Toto... |
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Séimhe (sé / é)
lemmy.world
Seimhe@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-29 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost. |
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IAmTheHeisenbug
sh.itjust.works
IAmTheHeisenbug@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-19 |
"I am not a witch." - Christine O’Donnell,
She turned me into a newt! |
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slothrop
lemmy.ca
slothrop@lemmy.caJoined: 2024-07-03 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
Yes. |
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DigitalTraveler42
lemmy.world
DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-09 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
It's dehumanization language, make the enemy an "other". Some are true believers, but most seem to treat it like a football game or something mentally where as long as their team or the one issue they vote (usually abortion, bigotry or guns) is satisfied they don't care about all the other performative crap. |
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kat_angstrom
lemmy.world
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
Unfortunately, a large percentage of the Christian population in North America actually believes that witchcraft is A Real Thing that needs to be fought against tooth and nail. I was raised by people like this, who believe to this day that Harry Potter is evil because "spells" and "magic" are evil, as though they're some kind of insidious gateway to hell itself. It's madness. :) |
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ProjectAzar
lemmy.world
ProjectAzar@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-08-19 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
Kansan here, Masterson probably doesn't believe it, but I also bet he's not entirely sure. There will be a small subset of voters who actually believe it because the American Heresy is strong. The vast majority of his voters/Kansans will literally never hear about this. And if they did, my guess is that most wouldn't believe it and most wouldn't change their vote if they heard about it. Party loyalty is dumb. |
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Miller
lemmy.world
Miller@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-04-25 |
When we said if you don't have dirt on your opponent then make it up we meant something like misappropriation of funds. |
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Postmortal_Pop
lemmy.world
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-30 |
Masterson is a fucking blight in human form. Even this hellhole of a state deserves better. |
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heliotrope
slrpnk.net
heliotrope@slrpnk.netJoined: 2026-08-15 |
She turned me into a newt!
A newt‽ |
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Hermit_Lailoken
lemmy.world
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-03-11 |
This person belongs in a mental ward. |
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starblursd
lemmy.zip
starblursd@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-09-24 |
Unfortunately, a large percentage of the Christian population in North America actually believes that witchcraft is A Real Thing that needs to be fought against tooth and nail. I was raised by people like this, who believe to this day that Harry Potter is evil because "spells" and "magic" are evil, as though they're some kind of insidious gateway to hell itself. It's madness. :)
Well they weren't entirely wrong on Harry Potter... Books about spells and magic may not be evil but their author sure is 🤣 |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
Go pray on TikTok, then. Either it's not witchcraft helping her, or your God is a farce. |
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AtomicHotSauce
piefed.social
AtomicHotSauce@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-09-23 |
She turned me into a newt!
Did you get better? |
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Jhex
lemmy.world
Jhex@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-01-28 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
they voted for trump, twice… they are that stupid |
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GuyFawkesV
lemmy.world
GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-19 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
I’m not sure if the speaker actually believes it. He’s a slimeball. But yeah far too many people here will. I hate what it’s gonna take to fix this, or else a millennia of darkness. ☹️ |
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GuyFawkesV
lemmy.world
GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-02-19 |
"I am not a witch." - Christine O’Donnell,
Aw shit I forgot about her. |
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FuglyDuck
lemmy.world
FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-07-15 |
She’d be cooler if she were. |
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sin_free_for_00_days
sopuli.xyz
sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2023-07-28 |
they voted for trump, twice… they are that stupid
If they voted twice, you can be pretty sure they voted thrice for that grifter. |
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finallymadeanaccount
lemmy.world
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-31 |
So his opponent is practicing her Freedom of Religion. In this instance, Wicca. If he's a solid Catholic, he's free to go drink the literal blood and eat the literal flesh of Jesus (after transubstantiation) during mass. By the same token, she should be free to perform whatever spell/s she likes. That doesn't make her 'demonic'. Unless she's literally summoning demons, in which case, Masterson needs to play The Best Song in the World. |
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ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace
piefed.ca
ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca Joined: 2025-12-21 |
LMAO!!!! |
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Formfiller
lemmy.world
Formfiller@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-12 |
I figured this was going to start soon. I have made friends with a Murder in my neighborhood, I am related to two accused witches one of whom was hung in Salem and I own a black cat so I expect to be named in the upcoming witch trials too. |
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CapuccinoCoretto
lemmy.world
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldJoined: 2026-03-24 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
I used to say: " They are not that stupid, they think you're that stupid." Now I say: They aren't that stupid, they know you're that stupid. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
why would you name your city have witchita then. |
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Herbal Gamer
sh.itjust.works
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2023-10-30 |
I figured this was going to start soon. I have made friends with a Murder in my neighborhood, I am related to two accused witches one of whom was hung in Salem and I own a black cat so I expect to be named in the upcoming witch trials too.
Hanged*. hung means something very different. |
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DiceTrauma
piefed.social
CptHacke@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-03-20 |
Unfortunately, a large percentage of the Christian population in North America actually believes that witchcraft is A Real Thing that needs to be fought against tooth and nail. I was raised by people like this, who believe to this day that Harry Potter is evil because "spells" and "magic" are evil, as though they're some kind of insidious gateway to hell itself. It's madness. :)
Exactly how is a 'spell' any different from a 'prayer'? |
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IAmTheHeisenbug
sh.itjust.works
IAmTheHeisenbug@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-07-19 |
A newt‽
.... I got better. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
To save you a click:
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
To save you a click: The state senator had seemingly drawn his conclusions from a series of playful TikTok videos posted by Holscher’s 20-year-old daughter, Maddie, who had shared clips of her and her mom brushing their teeth set to a song from the Wicked soundtrack. “Casting a spell so my mom wins Kansas Governor except she’s so done with me,” Maddie Holscher captioned one clip from April, in ...
republicans believe anything social media or a news network tells them. |
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Tollana1234567
lemmy.today
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-04 |
whats his tanning leather skin doing outside. |
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Slashme
lemmy.world
Slashme@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-12-24 |
republicans believe anything social media or a news network tells them.
Gullibility isn't reserved for Republicans though. Just look at how many people were eager to believe that a Yandex datacenter being hit meant that a Russian bot farm got taken out and that it was affecting online discourse. |
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idiomaddict
lemmy.world
idiomaddict@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Exactly how is a 'spell' any different from a 'prayer'?
That’s literally their issue with it. The thinking goes, if you’re essentially praying, but not praying to god, then you must be working with the devil. |
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idiomaddict
lemmy.world
idiomaddict@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-16 |
Hanged*. hung means something very different.
I was hung in Salem. I’m hung at home, too. |
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TraipsersWill
lemmy.world
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-08-14 |
why would you name your city have witchita then.
That's their Wichita line, man. |
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ILikeBoobies
lemmy.ca
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-08-14 |
why would you name your city have witchita then.
Witch honeypot. |
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UnderpantsWeevil
lemmy.world
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Reminds me of Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell needing to issue a preemptive denial back in 2010. |
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Lushed_Lungfish
lemmy.ca
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-14 |
Until she's weighed, and found to weigh, the same as a duck, this is entirely baseless. |
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UnderpantsWeevil
lemmy.world
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Well they weren't entirely wrong on Harry Potter... Books about spells and magic may not be evil but their author sure is 🤣
Christians in 2006 🤝 Trans and Palestine Activists in 2026 "JK Rowling is the Devil" |
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UnderpantsWeevil
lemmy.world
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-14 |
Go pray on TikTok, then. Either it's not witchcraft helping her, or your God is a farce.
You can't, on account of the Communist Chinese Censorship which only allows Antifa Wiccans to channel their dark arts. |
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Dæmon S.
catodon.rocks
dsilverz@catodon.rocksJoined: 2026-05-13 |
So his opponent is practicing her Freedom of Religion. In this instance, Wicca. If he's a solid Catholic, he's free to go drink the literal blood and eat the literal flesh of Jesus (after transubstantiation) during mass. By the same token, she should be free to perform whatever spell/s she likes. That doesn't make her 'demonic'. Unless she's literally summoning demons, in which case, Masterson ...
Exactly!Unless she's literally summoning demons...and even then, just like Neo-charismatic movement evangelicals summoning their "Holy Ghost" which makes them speak in tongues, it'd be Freedom of Religion.!nottheonion@lemmy.world |
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Bahnd Rollard
lemmy.world
Bahnd@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
Until she's weighed, and found to weigh, the same as a duck, this is entirely baseless.
She turned me into a newt!!! |
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betanumerus
lemmy.ca
betanumerus@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-02-22 |
She turned me into a newt!!!
You got better? |
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Bahnd Rollard
lemmy.world
Bahnd@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-26 |
You got better?
Yah... |
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fartographer
lemmy.world
fartographer@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-29 |
Go pray on TikTok, then. You can't, on account of the Communist Chinese Censorship which only allows Antifa Wiccans to channel their dark arts.
God is dead and infinite scroll feeds killed him. That and Starbucks cancelling Christmas every year. |
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madmantis24
lemmy.wtf
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf Joined: 2026-01-14 |
That’s literally their issue with it. The thinking goes, if you’re essentially praying, but not praying to god, then you must be working with the devil.
The endorsement from God is also entirely arbitrary and conditional too, of course. Tallarico might say he's a Christian, but he advocates for a world where the first become the last, and the least become the greatest. To his opponents it's the worst kind of heresy |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
I thought y'all believed in freedom of religion? Witch is a religion Fr I do really hate that being pagan is so controversial in so much of the country |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Question from another part of the world: do they believe this nonsense, or do they just think their voter base believe it, or is it just a shared excuse for misogyny? I’m so lost.
As an American, some do, others see it as explicit rejection of the in group/Christianity and hate it for that reason, still others just see it as a means of dehumanization that'll get the dumbfucks on their side riled up. The politicians though, most of them ain't believe in squat beyond what makes them more powerful. If the politicians believed in witchcraft that can overpower prayers you'd best believe they're secretly doing spells for their benefit. |
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captainlezbian
lemmy.world
captainlezbian@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-29 |
Reminds me of Delaware Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell needing to issue a preemptive denial back in 2010.
Wtf and in the northeast no less… |
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hansolo
lemmy.today
hansolo@lemmy.todayJoined: 2025-06-07 |
I thought y'all believed in freedom of religion? Witch is a religion Fr I do really hate that being pagan is so controversial in so much of the country
Wiccan is a religion. Or animist, or Hekate follower, or Hellenist. Even "pagan" isn't a religion, it's the absence of Christian religion from a Christian perspective. It's an Othering term. Witch is just a title, like mailman or umpire or hot dog salesperson. If you do witch stuff, you're a witch. If you weld stuff, you're a welder. But when a Christian does witch shit, they're a "mystic" as a loophole they invented to retcon the "evil mean pagan" stuff they tried to destroy and realized later were things they liked. |
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