I am convinced that a twink could become defacto ruler of America if he got this man alone in a room.

What the fuck are you talking about Jessie?

Am I supposed to say magnets?

‘You Could Be a Model!’ Trump Praises UFC Fighter’s Looks in Wild Post-Match Meeting

We would be remiss if you didn't

And very, verrrrry 'fond'* of little children.

(The asterisk denotes that the word fond does in fact means "has/had a voracious appetite for raping little girls and boys over many decades with and without bestie and known child trafficker and paedophile Jeffrey Epstein")

Non-American here
I haven't been paying attention to anything Trump says.
Your entire political system is a joke.

Bernie Sanders was right there and Hillary Clinton and the democrats did everything they could to crush him.

I'm Australian and I'll be fighting back against our dog shit billionaires and against Israel.

Now untimely I'll be expecting you all to treat me like a dictator.

I will save you but I still will control you and rule you like a go.

?? Who is this?

I didn't realize it was Youngstown. First hand experience, it's exactly as bad as you think it is. And no one goes to Ravenholm Akron. Ohio is special.

Starts chanting Shri Rama Raksha while holding up a crucifix with one hand and doing tauba tauba with another

Donald in panic tries to deflect.

Don't forget the Epstein files, and that gas prices are up because of his stupid war with Iran.

He treated the war with the same level of thought as he does publicity stunts. One thing Trump is genuinely good at is controlling media attention and how to keep people in a constant state of shock. This is why you have shit like UFC fights and a festival so cheaply put together that things fall apart in real time. And how he tore down part of the white house before that... And now wanting the live streamed execution of a prisoner.

He treated Iran the same way he treated those other cases. Wanting it to be a cheap gag that'll garner attention for a few weeks or months before somehow disappearing into the endless list of shit he has done.

But Iran won't have that... They are fighting a war the way a war needs to be fought: to achieve strategic and political goals. To that end they are winning brilliantly.

No separated pasteurized milk, bro

Don’t forget his penchant for feeling elite athlete men’s legs with admiration

Theseistic, not narcissistic. Narcissus "rejected eros" which is a problematic religious way to say he was aroace.

Magnets, bitch.

Don't get too cocky, it seems like the whole world is marching towards fascism. It's not just an American problem anymore.

There are Trump parodies with him shitting himself constantly that are 20 yo (Drawn Together's Bucky Bucks). It could just be a coincidence, but it could also be that it has been gossiped abt for a long time

Dude has an ass made for poopin'. It runs in his genes. Jeans. Dammit that joke only works when you say it aloud.

Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty sad I told you so, but you definitely see the makings of it everywhere.

My hope is that it will swing the pendulum hard in the other direction anywhere it happens. Waiting to see what happens here in the US in the next month or so. I just want everything to be boring.

Oh, I am not forgetting the Epstein files. Specifically the Bubba part and the Sasha Riley survivor stories...

Broken clocks and all that

Trump had incontinence issues and needed to be changed when he was filming The Apprentice almost 25 years ago. That is not normal drug induced issues, that does not explain having a GI as your primary for most of your adult life.

..my ex and Joe are both so full of shit that they probably poop twice a day.

He's asexual biromantic

How else would he get his hair to stay that way?

Congratulations on having the first gay president
in America!

This is all widely available knowledge. So many things can cause an asshole to lose control of their asshole. Some say it's a power move. Some say it's due to years of prescription speed. Some say it's because it's what he deserves. Who knows. I personally don't need to. It's gross. He's gross. And he definitely shits himself.

Did you know his grandfather started their family in North America by stealing & running a brothel during the Klondike in the Yukon? For all we know, it's a curse. Just like that whole damned family is to the world.

Dan Quayle was an idiot, so nobody wanted him anyway (back when we had standards for a president), but I never understood the "potatoe" issue. At the time potatoe and tomatoe weren't just common, they were taught in school. It's what I was taught in school all the way up to the Dan Quayle incident.

Memories of his big beautiful Bill...

🙏

Homogenous means the same throughout, heterogenous means different throughout.

It's incredible you think that's a slur.

Lemmy users are never beating the reputation of reading everything literally.

His mentor Roy Cohen was a gay man, who first noticed Donald in a NYC night club.

Remember that time Trump motorboated Rudy Giuliani in drag?

Maybe we should have checked if he could spell potato.

I know I've posted this before but I can't help reposting.

Yeah. That was an interesting watch. What's more alarming was the bit in Home Alone.

I get it's fun to taunt Trump but booooooo for shaming platonic compliments.

What next? A license to make toast in my own damned toaster‽

What's next, a damn licence to drive my toaster to work every morning?!

I hope Macaulay Culkin is doing better...

Edit: turns out he is!

Akron isn't that bad. Youngstown is. And southeast Ohio is so much worse. Ok Akron isn't great either, if you must go to Ohio stick to the 3 Cs, Dayton and Yellow Springs if you're feeling adventurous.

Sorry bro I'll stick to Avon Bake. xD

I wouldn't be surprised if something happened.

Exactly. It isn't necessarily even about sexual pleasure or arousal. Just the rush of being in control. Fucking pathetic.

Jim Henson proved your theory in 1955. I am not calling Jim a twink I am saying this country is ran by Muppets. Ass, fist, and all.

You're personally going to save America? You expect to be tested like a dictator? Who tf are you?

Overton window shifting to accommodate all of the Republicans who ravage Grindr whenever they congregate.

Real, it's almost too good to correct