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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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Andre Navarro | Website

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7 Panel Comic

Panel 1: an anthropomorphic tiger hitman, in a black suit with red tie, peaks around a corner at a hyena guard, who is wearing Kevlar armor and holding an AK-47

Panel 2: the hitman grabs the guards head with both hands…

Panel 3: …and twists the guards head till it spins with a loud KRAK as his neck snaps

Panel 4: the hitman approaches the next corner carefully peaking around. There’s another guard, his back turned to the hitman.

Panel 5: The hitman manages to sneak up behind the unsuspecting guard and again twists the head of the guard to an unnatural degree…

Panel 6: The face of the owl guard just looks at the hitman…

Panel 7: KABOOM goes the guard’s shotgun sending the failed hitman flying backwards

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ExperimentalGuy programming.dev ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-25
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Its such a simple concept but executed so well. Damn this is good.

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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Panel 8: FLOOF the owls shits

Panel 9: Scientists rush in to dissect the pellet.

Panel 10: CLANK a machine press fills a shotgun shell with owl pellets.

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DraconicSun piefed.social SalamenceFury@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-20
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Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number (2015)

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cannedtuna Moderator cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
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Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number (2015)

Such a great game. Even better soundtrack

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Victor lemmy.world victorz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-14
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This may be one of the best jokes ever, wtf

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
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Panel 8: FLOOF the owls shits Panel 9: Scientists rush in to dissect the pellet. Panel 10: CLANK a machine press fills a shotgun shell with owl pellets.

Sorry to interrupt, but owl pellets don't get shat, they get spat.

The indigestible bits don't go through the owl's system, they're regurgitated. If you think about it, that saves on carrying around extra weight.

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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Sorry to interrupt, but owl pellets don't get shat, they get spat. The indigestible bits don't go through the owl's system, they're regurgitated. If you think about it, that saves on carrying around extra weight.

Fuugggs. You are correct. I forgot that bit. I had once learned it, but twas gone. We really did learn that in school when we dissected owl pellets. Mostly brittle bones and dusty fur, iirc.

Thanks for the correction and amendment!! It's a journey for more than me!

Owls poop out they moufs, mofos!!!

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
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Fuugggs. You are correct. I forgot that bit. I had once learned it, but twas gone. We really did learn that in school when we dissected owl pellets. Mostly brittle bones and dusty fur, iirc. Thanks for the correction and amendment!! It's a journey for more than me! Owls poop out they moufs, mofos!!!

More like barf, or a cat horking up a hairball

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brem lemmy.world brem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-09
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More like barf, or a cat horking up a hairball

I wish my feline friends always horked up dry barfwads. Nay. I have seen much worse.

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joelfromaus aussie.zone joelfromaus@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-10
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“Who?” - Owl, probably.

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brsrklf jlai.lu brsrklf@jlai.lu
Joined: 2023-09-03
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Reminds me of that Men in Black joke where K tries to kick an alien's crotch with no effect, and then is reminded by J that that species has their balls on their chin.

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BitUnWise programming.dev BitUnWise@programming.dev
Joined: 2026-04-15
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Reminds me of that Men in Black joke where K tries to kick an alien's crotch with no effect, and then is reminded by J that that species has their balls on their chin.

And that species's name is Ballchinian, which makes it a bit easier to remember that about them

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Zozano aussie.zone Zozano@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Such a great game. Even better soundtrack

laughs in crystals

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Mouselemming sh.itjust.works Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-12
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I wish my feline friends always horked up dry barfwads. Nay. I have seen much worse.

Yes owls have that figured out much better

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