unixsocks moment 🫣

Where slackware?

Isn't that just wearing pantyhose?

That means you are too old to wear stockings

I feel like Ubuntu really deserves to get orange, as they use it all over their branding.

As for yellow...hmm. is Yellow Dog Linux still around?

searches

Nope. Ended in 2012.

goes looking

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SVG_logos_of_Linux_distributions

Nothing with an especially yellow logo.

I guess that's why Ubuntu got yellow.

what about stage 1 gentoo??? hrm??

owch....dont be like that.

Gentoo level is a gimp suit

Mint users just be wearing... regular socks?

Meanwhile Linux from Scratch is just no-show socks

Went from F to D and back to F... then straight to A!

I did use Debian for servers, but it's not a daily driver so doesn't count

I do like seeing NixOS as the terminally unix distro. 100% deserved. Arch doesn't even compare to us

CachyOS you just wax

LFS is a ball of yarn and two needles. Knit your own goddamn A-length socks like a real man

What about LFS though

I'm at B maybe A if the Netherlands releases that nixos distro

Compression stockings. Do young people even remember that Gentoo exists?

C for work, D for private. ;)

Short socks linux mint

Thigh high compression socks

I get that it's memes and all that, but are there a lot of programmer/linux-socks wearing folk? I honestly have no idea.

Also, considering how alive the meme is, it's kinda weird that eg. arch's support-store only sells like stickers and shirts, not a single sock :D

That's Ubuntu, mint is some sort of mini sock

Linux Mint

you're beyond socks at that point, you exclusively wear body stockings

For a certain definition of young

I use both Fedora and Debian. I feel like mid kneecap is a weird height for a sock.

Gentoonis even higher and LFS is at the top?

Debian btw

*config?

Mint is better than Ubuntu. Ubuntu should be at bottom. Actually, if Oligarchy ever gets on the list, it should be on a skunk scale and we'll put it beside the butthole, and Ubuntu can go on the bottom.

Edit: punctuation

And I can't decide if Mac OSX is flip-flops or crocs... (I mean, it is fully POSIX compliant, or at least was in the past...)

I thought it was sock size based on distro

Does NixOs sell socks?

Which one is scarier? I tried Ubuntu 2 years ago and got scared, working up the courage to try again.

Guix gang represent

Yup.

Looking at the meme, I knew exactly I wouldn't need to scroll far for a comment complaining about this. :D

Full on Spanx huh.

What can I say, some of us just like good music. And apparently medical grade socks.

Omarchy is toe shoes.

... where's the box?

As a mint user I guess I'm lucky I'm into Victorian women.

I lost it when my power went out and my chest freezer thawed...

So, is Bazzite barefeet?

Gentoo is a pair of knitting needles and yarn.

Until reading the comments, I thought this was skirt length.

I have no idea what you are talking about it, but I am loving it regardless, box of feet! :-P

I've only ever used Mint. I'm also vanilla as fuck. I'm gonna assume this meme tracks.

Where is Slackware in this picture? :(

Gotta knit your own socks bro

Glad my Nixie Pixies are getting some representation!

Linux Mint is solid and very user friendly. Just got my boomer friend switched over a month ago with Libre Office or Open Office and he's happy as fuck.

Just do it. You'll be fine.