More money than can be spent in a thousand lifetimes, no willpower to work with a trainer and dietician.

Why train when girdle and diapers? Checkmate!

Don Jr over there looking like Moss at a dinner party.

Hilarious, this episode was brilliant! lol

This one was pretty funny too...Giuliani holds Trump press conference in front of landscape business, prompting confusion

I think this particular bit is one of the funniest things ever filmed. It kills me every time.

Roy trying to figure out what she looks like sends me lol, Jenn with Peter File...yah so many good ones lmao

They are all brilliant!

Trump hits that smooth criminal like he's got secret robot legs. It's a risky procedure, but its worth it.

Ah yes, the end of the first Trump presidency: at the five seasons total landscaping, by a dumpster, between a crematorium and an dildo shop

This is about when I caught on that the guys running the simulation were just trying to fuck with me.

Gross bunch of ugly parasites. What a waste of air.

I still don't understand how this went down. I understand how they probably called the wrong number, but how do you go through an entire booking process and not realize that it's not a hotel you're dealing with? The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

They pre-announced it, then they were too prideful to admit that they messed up by not actually asking for availability beforehand. Then it wasn't available, and they instead booked the landscaping place to be able to say “t-t-t-that w-was always the p-p-p-p-plan!!!!!1111 We said 4 seasons! Not hotel! Nu-uh!“

Or like this mf

So, seriously, has the picture been altered/shopped?

Because if not then, wow, they all look double awkward. Awkward to be standing AND awkward to be near each other.

As much as I loved it at the time, I’m beginning to realize that Arrested Development basically took the trump family, centered them in Southern California instead of New York/Florida, and made them generally more likable, trustworthy, and capable of normal things.

Although holy shit, can you imagine if trump found out that

::: spoiler spoilers for arrested development
Ivanka was somehow not his blood relative? I think the change in blood pressure alone would kill him
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..... Les Cousins Dangereux, I like how they think

I'm pretty sure they all have boobs.

Why does everyone around him lately seem disfigured, discontorted, with awkward posture, wayward, and just generally weird? Look at these losers. It's creepy af.

The landscaper/owner had to have known and been quick enough to facilitate the event.

I imagine the guy got a call, someone explained what they wanted to do and went "oh this is going to be hilarious" and just said yes to everything.

Trump is wearing some type of support prosthetic. Not sure what the other's excuses are.

Secret robot legs or maybe frontotemporal dementia...

In the clip, Trump is seen standing on stage, though rather than standing straight, he appears to be leaning forward. David drew comparisons between the stance and Michael Jackson's iconic lean from the Smooth Criminal video.

He also raised the possibility that it could be connected to a specific health condition: "Now, this alone doesn't tell us anything definitive about Trump, but there is a position that is common to people suffering with frontotemporal dementia in which they sort of lean forward exactly the way Trump is doing right now.

"Now, it is not the gravity-defying lean of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal, but it's sort of going in that direction, and it's very weird. And Trump's upper body is forward. His legs seem to somehow be behind him."

I'm guessing it has. Look at the lines in the ground.

Junior is pear-shaped. Got them birthin' hips.

Congenital heart issues, they're all red, bloated and wider below the waist.

Hey, if you had to wear an awkward human skinsuit, you might look a bit... off after a while.

Have to remember they have this "never admit a mistake" mindset. When Trump mistakenly included a state in a vague "watch out for hurricane message", he double downed to the point of drawing a fake storm track in sharpie to claim he was really really right.

Every normal little flub that is perfectly understandable and forgettable they have to make so much worse by failing to let it go.

Hey look at that high-waisted man! He's got feminine hips!

It's what he thinks "straighten your shoulders and stick out your chest" means. Someone trained him wrong, as a joke.

You talking about tent peg trump?

Don Jr inherited his wide birthing hips from his father.

So MJ and his dancers didn't need trick shoes, they just needed frontotemporal dementia.. Wild!

I think it could just be standing and trying to hide how fat you are. Seems like something Trump would do, stand like a psychopath to try to seem less fat.

Normally, I'd feel sorry for someone caught in that psychological trap. But fuck every single person in this picture, I hope they all soon.

Why is Jr pear-shaped?

Or maybe they are Brie-liant

They're secretly skinwalkers

Everyone say INCEST!!!!

Imagine being ruled by these loser ghouls. Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Americans.

Where do you live that is not ruled by America? Aren't you still using their dollar to trade, and receiving American aid in return for "favors"?

Even Germany still receives money from USA, and they're rich and certainly not in need of it.

Thanks for the condolences. I'm sorry that our bullshit also affects everyone else in the world.

Loser pedo genetics.

Trump kinda has that Donald Duck posture.

Only the front half of an obese centaur.

I'm stealing the last sentence, effective immediately.

Yeah, what a selfless gift by the US to their allies. I mean, what do they get in return? Power and influence? Oh yeah, they do get that.

They all wear lifts

How dare you, these guys are legends

One of the best episodes for sure

It's narcissism, their ego literally can't take admitting fault.