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cannedtuna lemmy.world cannedtuna@lemmy.world
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4 Panel Comic

Panel 1:

“Do Great Pyrs Bark A Lot?”

[A Great Pyrenees sits majestically and calm]

Panel 2:

What a silly question. Pyrs bark exactly as much as they need to.

[The dog wears and expression of disdain and disgust at the temerity of the question.]

You fool.

Panel 3: [The dog turns away from the questioner]

Dog: Now if you’ll excuse me

Panel 4: The dog lifts its head and lets out a majestic and loud BOOW

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randomdeadguy lemmy.world randomdeadguy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#2 · Quote Reply

Fuck yea

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#3 · Quote Reply

Dog racist.

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marduk lemmy.sdf.org marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-07-20
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply

Dog racist.

Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

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FuglyDuck lemmy.world FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-15
#5 · Quote Reply

Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

I mean, the real answer isn't much better. "Because humans bred greyhounds to go fast, and bred pugs to have pug-noses"

Life just ain't fair, man.

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NeryK sh.itjust.works NeryK@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#6 · Quote Reply

Can confirm.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
#7 · Quote Reply

Dog racist.

Dog breeds have different behaviours.

The real pet racism is saying orange cats behave differently...

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MajorMajormajormajor lemmy.ca MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#8 · Quote Reply

Dog breeds have different behaviours. The real pet racism is saying orange cats behave differently...

All cats are derpy, some are just more so.

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isles infosec.pub isles@infosec.pub
Joined: 2026-09-15
#9 · Quote Reply

I mean, the real answer isn't much better. "Because humans bred greyhounds to go fast, and bred pugs to have pug-noses" Life just ain't fair, man.

Love me that animal eugenics

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#10 · (edited) Quote Reply

Greyhounds run faster than Pugs because *checks racism handbook* genetics!

Dogs are individuals, not representatives of the imaginary classes we call 'breeds,' and people are individuals, not members of the imaginary classes we call races. If you disagree, congrats, you're a racist too.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#11 · Quote Reply

Dog breeds have different behaviours. The real pet racism is saying orange cats behave differently...

Congrats. You're the Charles Murray of dogs.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
#12 · Quote Reply

Congrats. You're the Charles Murray of dogs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Murray

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Harvey656 Moderator Harvey656@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
#13 · Quote Reply

Congrats. You're the Charles Murray of dogs.

Which one.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#14 · Quote Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Murray

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Murray_(political_scientist)

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#15 · Quote Reply

Which one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Murray_(political_scientist)
The one who is known for his 'race realism' nonsense.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
#16 · Quote Reply

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Murray_(political_scientist)

You're obviously not interested in having a discussion, and I'm not in the business of trying to squeeze blood out of stones.

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sunsofold lemmy.zip sunsofold@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-09
#17 · Quote Reply

You're obviously not interested in having a discussion, and I'm not in the business of trying to squeeze blood out of stones.

You threw a link at me. I threw a more specific one back. Glass houses, mate.

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FishFace piefed.social FishFace@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-16
#18 · Quote Reply

You threw a link at me. I threw a more specific one back. Glass houses, mate.

Sure thing.

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