Link: https://www.phoronix.com/news/Microsoft-Defender-For-Linux-D

Guess all the enterprise customers want this on their AI computers

Why is the first paragraph repeated? Written by AI?

For anyone who has been missing Microsoft’s tender, loving embrace since switching to Linux. Copilot for Linux is in development, I presume.

This is like poking holes in the condom before visiting the nearest $20 brothel...

Well this is bullshit. I guess I will end up with this on my work laptop because almost everything is Microsoft in that environment. I can only hope it stays the hell out of the way.

Probably already done... Copilot for Linux developed the defender for Linux as a test. They say it even sometimes work!

That or just padding, idk

I'm surprised the requirements isn't "To use Microsoft defender you need TPM version 2.0 or newer"

while wearing the condom

👍

I wouldn't be surprised if this is just the beginning. Microsoft is making its tools Linux-compatible and is quietly, turning Windows into a desktop environment for the Linux kernel. They probably don't even need to tell their users about it. Surprise, WSL is everywhere now!

you lol, but i learned recently that some guys are into this :P

...on your head.

As useful as nipples on a truck.

Your work lets you use Linux?

It's perfect for them. They don't have to do the work of maintaining an OS (Which they suck at) and get to continue monitoring the entire computer using their malwa- I mean security suite. :)

Yes. Unfortunately I'm about the only one. My project runs on Linux and our customers environment is completely Linux as well. Most of the developers on the team just use WSL tho.

Then what? Office365 for Linux?

I had never thought about this, but my (hopefully not) naive brain loves this if it helps to move the masses to Linux.

It's to meet compliance regulations for orgs leveraging linux with E5/E7 licenses already. I doubt they even publish a version your average user can license, and it's probably just an attempt to further entrench orgs into E5/E7, perpetual money drip into the Microslop money tank.

And with the masses comes enshitificafion.

The money goes to Linux, then all the proprietary trash makes its way to Linux, along with the money.

That will choke out the FOSS tools that we've long enjoyed.

And we're right back to square one.

Let the masses have their trash, lest they ruin yet another good thing for us.

I'm already ready for us to switch to temple os.

To quote Shoresy: "For WHAT‽"

It is, but it's been branded Linux Subsystem For Copilot 365 Enterprise Service Pack 2.

I just want a real security solution for Linux that's privacy respecting and not the NSA in a trenchcoat (aka M$) but that's too much to ask. The offerings for advanced security on Windows are better than those on Linux for desktop use (we're not talking server) and it's not even close. Secure enough for most people is nice. But it's not enough for the paranoid like me and I desperately want it to be.

Defender has a very good thing in its configurable hard mode that simply blocks new executables that have never been seen before by M$'s cloud data. That stops pretty hard and fast a lot of new in the wild malware including campaigns by sophisticated actors. Combine with good management of LOLbins and a lockdown on those and you have a pretty hardened machine. The issue is it isn't private because it's sending M$ a complete list of hashes of every file on your machine which they pass to the NSA I'm sure. That and Windows itself being NSA-malware you know.

For greasing?

This is really showing that Linux is on its way to be plagued by lots of corporate crap. What surprises me though is that the OS comunity has not come up with a FOSS solution that does what MS Defender does? I'm no programmer so i may be talking out of context. Why do i need to think that my out of the box Debian machine is more vulnerable than MicroSoft Windows.? Time to move to BSD?

Thanks, but no thanks.

Well, even though Microsoft Defender was one of the better products they had, making all the anti-virus-software obsolete, I would still not dream of installing it on my linux, where I have a totally different security model by default, only for MS to gather data for free.

Isn’t this mostly for enterprises that have linux on notebooks or VDIs, just so that all of their OS types are in the same ecosystem when it comes to attack surface management (ie in Sentinel)?

Lmao is it April 1st already? This is so fucking funny to me

The more Linux gets support the more likely is that it gets used more and is allowed on more companies. I dont want windoes defender on my linux device but I still think this is a good step for linux in general

Next up: Microsoft Linux with crap like Game Center.

What the fuck?

Crucial distinction: this is specifically for enterprise developer workstations under corporate management (requiring Defender for Endpoint / M365 enterprise licenses), not a general release for all Linux users.

I wrote a bit about what this means for the compliance versus privacy tug-of-war over on my site: Microsoft Defender Arrives on Linux Workstations.

Definitely an interesting shift for mixed-stack environments.

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We technically do have Azure Linux, which is based on Fedora Linux but is tailored to work with Microsoft's cloud services.

I think I'll stick to Wazuh 😂

There is Clam AV. Has been existing for a while. But people often say it's not needed.

Don't know for how long that will be applicable.

Ok but.. where would the nipples be on a truck?
Some diagrams would be helpful

Look what apple did with BSD. That's what they will be for Linux.

Microsoft is like a plague.
They spot something with potential and immediately pounce on it. That's exactly how it went with GitHub too. And now they're trying to insert themselves into Linux. Probably just to harvest data. Complete bullshit. I would never use that.

one of the better products they had

and it wasn't even grown in-house. it was an acquisition.

So I actually had claude code make me a python backend that allows copilot to talk and send commands to Windows or Linux computers. Python executes the commands sent by copilot and then returns the output back to copilot via an API, and it goes back and forth like this until it finishes the task. It's like a janky Claude Code But it works on any device that has Python. It actually operates so much better when you only allow it to respond in commands it's passing too and from your computer.

Ew, what? No

Ewwwww