Don’t give them ideas

Shh don't give them ideas!

Fucking hell, At this point I’d believe anything.

Next headline: the age of adulthood now moved to 67 years old.

Exactly

Haha right? I think their AI is definitely unable to filter out satire.

It’s difficult to even think of an idea so crazy that it won’t be done within one more election cycle.

Haha, we might have to borrow that idea. ;)

I didn't read what community this was and believed this for 2 seconds. Good Lord we are a dying country that this is fully believable

Making America great again, one employed child at a time. Do you think they will have names?

No names, only employee id numbers

You mean 6 or 7 years old?

I love you US7278448482

I'm saying they call everyone under the age of sixty seven years old legally a minor, so a corporation can 'adopt' and use as slave labor their entire life.

Yeah I was going to comment as well that I did not immediately realize that this was satire, and that is the most telling sign of the decline of Western Civilization.

And I'm saying they call them adults so they can pedophile.

Here you go. Special thanks at the bottom ;)

https://disreport.com/articles/guwtajyl/u-s-raises-age-of-adulthood-to-85-assumes-legal-guardianship-of-entire-population

good way to start filling the child's Trump account

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I liked it.