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Hegseth’s dubious low-T screening may flag up to 25 percent of the Army
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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
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SailorFuzz lemmy.world SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
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You mean because measuring T levels has fuck all to do with combat readiness? And the whole premise is just dipshit manosphere machismo?

I'd a say we might as well let Clavicular audit the military, but I dont want to give them any more ideas. They already have the Paul brothers doing Pentagon speeches.

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someguy3 lemmy.world someguy3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
#3 · Quote Reply

Isn't that what he wants?

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Damage slrpnk.net Damage@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-08-03
#4 · Quote Reply

I'm imagining a scenario where the US has completely trashed their Armed Forces' ability to project force, while still believing they have it, with mentally stunted manchildren throwing a tantrum for not getting what they wanted, their button on the nuclear launch buttons.

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ramble81 lemmy.zip ramble81@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-08
#5 · Quote Reply

Honestly, let it. The military could do with a downsizing.

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CompactFlax discuss.tchncs.de CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2025-02-14
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

Honestly, let it. The military could do with a downsizing.

The next step after low t isn’t losing your job, it’s being offered a jab to keep your job.

It’ll be like the local PD - a lot of unstable men on trt without suitable oversight and monitoring

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opus86 lemmy.today opus86@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-11
#7 · Quote Reply

Downsizing an army while in a conflict seems like something an idiot would do.

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supersquirrel lemmy.ca supersquirrel@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-08-07
#8 · Quote Reply

Downsizing an army while in a conflict seems like something an idiot would do.

Fascists are terminally incompetent at war, so this checks out.

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trojanbark lemmy.world trojanbark@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-13
#9 · Quote Reply

good, fuck the yanks

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#10 · Quote Reply

You mean because measuring T levels has fuck all to do with combat readiness? And the whole premise is just dipshit manosphere machismo? I'd a say we might as well let Clavicular audit the military, but I dont want to give them any more ideas. They already have the Paul brothers doing Pentagon speeches.

hesgeth wants to inspect men with HIGH and low T.

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weps lemmy.world weps@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-22
#11 · Quote Reply

Downsizing an army while in a conflict seems like something an idiot would do.

I think it's more likely he's going to inject them with test

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HugoNext lemmy.world HugoNext@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-16
#12 · Quote Reply

Hegseth's next press release:"Proven right again! My new testosterone screening revealed that 25% of the army is in the bottom quartile!"

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
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Just because he has no testosterone, doesn't mean everybody does

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#14 · Quote Reply

You mean because measuring T levels has fuck all to do with combat readiness? And the whole premise is just dipshit manosphere machismo? I'd a say we might as well let Clavicular audit the military, but I dont want to give them any more ideas. They already have the Paul brothers doing Pentagon speeches.

Tf is clavicular? Isnt that a muscle?

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Pratai piefed.ca Pratai@piefed.ca
Joined: 2026-02-12
#15 · Quote Reply

So the gay fella wants to ensure only hard manly men are in the military all uniformed up and ready to take his
….. orders.

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