As they say in Dutch: "gochamel datwezellen wicham tor snoepsnor bopakker."

I hope that clears things up.

Legit.

Between northern Europe being so back-of-the-the-throat, and both New Zealand and Seeth Eefrica transposing all vowels toward the lips, we can conclude the human larynx is polarized. As magnetic monopoles are not naturally occurring, this raises preliminary investigative questions about whether Norwegians fart in a higher register.

It certainly cleared my throat trying to read it out loud.

I hate that one word of that is actual dutch and it's 'candymoustache'.

Also, not sure if Dutch, but in Afrikaans, "tor" refers to this big-ass beetle that always scares the crap out of me, and I guess "bopakker" could mean "top packer"?

Bo isn't dutch apart from Bo staff so maybe one who grabs bo staffs?

Dont get me started on those nose-talking motherfuckers.

Tor is also exactly the same in Dutch.

Bopakker means nothing. I was just inventing Dutch sounding words without producing any Dutch. Snoepsnor is an accidental byproduct. Almost any two words can be combined in Dutch so it's not an actual word, it's just a combination of candy and moustache.

"Pakken" means "to take" but "Bo" is not a word.

Oh wow I forgot tor is a word. Haven't heard it since I was a kid.

Wait until you hear danish... heres a sample

What's your native tongue?

dutch but I've lived abroad for a few years

As a Dane, I will tell you two things, good sir/madam:

1 How dare you compare us to the Dutch in anyway? It is not remotely the same! Dutch sounds like choking on chicken bones, big deal! Danish sounds like throat cancer mixed with sea sickness. IT IS NOT COMPARABLE! D:<

2 You are a Swede and if you deny it, you are lying, bish.

I may or may not reside in sweden and i may or may not be scared to go through denmark. That has nothing to do with this. Yes officer, this person is trying to dox me based on, well, i cant understand cause it sounds like theyre having a stroke, have a potato in their mouth and forgot how to pronounce consonants at the same time.

Dutch never fails to make me giggle like a school child

Hoe durf je, mijn moeder was een engel

Fake: Dutch isn't a real language

Gay: Anon chokes on the boner of a cock

*Wirrlocke