The price we pay for convenience

Dirty dishes go in. Wet, warm, half dirty dishes come out.

Obviously the evil spirits within lick them

It looks like it's really invigorated by his butt. But from our view, quite the flat ass.

Learned something today. Always integrate someone's butt if their dishwasher starts misbehaving. If the dishwasher is right, introduce yourself, thank them for welcoming you into their home, and for telling you to gtfo, and see where it leads.

And the dishes will won't be clean, smh

You forgot to buy dishwasher tablets... again, didn't you?

That's intended behaviour. But if a ghost ruins your pottery set, you should go nuts.

Well then fix it! Why does this have to concern me?

repairman: "Yeahhhh... they'll do that."