At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.

Good.

Although, ima kinda gonna miss those buttons. The British Airways flight attendant look was a banger of an outfit.

Not gonna miss anything else. Wonder if he'll just use an LLM chatbot to replace her now.

Mission accomplish.

That was quick.

Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 muchies.

He could get some bimbofication tips from Kristi Noem's husband!

.6 Scaramuchis

I guessed it

Scaramuchi = 11 days, Zachamuchi = 7 days

That motherfucker should have never been let out of that cave!

What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.

Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit

Zacharia to Scaramuchi: "Look at me. I'm the measurement of incompetence now!"

Kristi Noem's divorce attorney has entered the chat

Lettuce?

Referring to the lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss's position as Prime Minister
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

After her disastrous press briefing recently, someone asked if she'd last longer than a head of lettuce (in reference to the Liz Truss lettuce).

ROFL a chatbot would be hilarious. You know the reporters would figure out how to trick it into fact checking itself and it would then also be fired. Maybe this is how the ai bubble actually pops?

I thought a Scaramucci was 10 or 11 days, depending on whether you use the metric or imperial Scaramucci.

I was least speculating how long she would last.

My money was on less than one scaramucci

She was so excited at that press conference, saying how happy she was to be working for Trump.

I'm so pleased that this probably broke her heart. For the rest of her scummy life, she'll always be remembered for being one of the most incompetent people among the the most incompetent people ever in the history of the US government.

That's what he & Kash look like off camera most of the time.

I love that you made the plural muchies.

Bananamooch for scale

Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.

some are a week.

and some are a strong, but this one? this one, she is a week

(sorry, couldn't resist)

He apparently said records are made to be broken.

Yeah, he's probably relieved about it.

Would most likely be Grok. Wonder how long it would take for some journalist to make it call Trump a fascist.

A head of lettuce last longer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Truss_lettuce

As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.

But we’re still going to use “mooches.”😁😁

I wonder what the insiders would say the reason was? A poor showing in fox news interviews?

There's no way they care about the not-really-a-lawyer thing, is there? Or about just being terrible at the job itself? I would have guessed those were assets.

in short :

President Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter.

Ms. Zacharia had gotten off to a bumpy start with her first and final press briefing on Tuesday, in which :
1- she largely read off a script and
2- (she) ended questioning after just three queries (were addressed to her).

That was followed by an onslaught of headlines about whether she had misrepresented herself as a lawyer — the president called her “an attorney” — despite failing her bar exam.

Paywalled. Can someone post the text of the article?

Edit: nm, found it elsewhere https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/16/katie-zacharia-fired-press-secretary

"This story is free to read."

If I have to log in to view it, it's not "free" from you helping yourself to my personal info! 🖕 The New York Times.

Well, we all know what she's gonna look like... he certainly has a type.

https://archive.is/gIIUc

It's really hard to distinguish your incompetence surrounded by really incompetent people.

What a joke.

They should fire the person who approved this hire. That's the person to blame.

Back to playing Russian Roulette with the press secretaries, huh?

Elon Musk delivers the new press secretary to the Whitehouse.

Creepy MAGA is creepy.

I wish, he's so repulsive he might wake some of them up

Can we all just stop reacting to the intentional distraction cycle?

I wish the press would just refuse to cover the unprofessional nonsense, treat the administration like a toddler breaking things just to get attention.

.8 Scramuchis = 1 Paramuchi.

The comment about chinese squat toilets probably didn’t help.

Zachamichi

Yes, 11 days. But she was Press Secretary for 9 days, from the 9th to the 16th. 9/11 = .81

Edit: 9th to 16th is 7 days, not 9. So I guess my prediction of .6 scaramuchis was correct

According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.

So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard