That is definitely a party. Now you can emulate MarioKart 64.

If someone modded one of my consoles for me I would invite them again.

This is what happens when you give out your wifi password to the nerds nerds to your party.

They always deploy zero days on your networked devices to jailbreak them.

That’s why you have a guest network and change the router password, no matter how much your preferred to type “admin” into the password field.

one time i told a stranger i had a ps4 and they told me they could clone PT onto the storage, and how i could sell it for a bunch of money

As long as it's a parallel install and they haven't removed my ability to load WiiOS and use the Homebrew channel normally, whoever did that is getting an invite over to the next party for sure.

Go to the next level and make your admin PW root and your root PW admin, no one will ever guess.

Reminds of TPLink's default password of "cuadmin", which is truly impossible to guess

And also setup a dummy network for them to jailbreak, with some reward hidden behind.

Give the nerds some enrichment in their enclosure :P