Wrong forum. Milk lasts way longer than 4 days.

Aged like raspberries left out of the fridge?

Aged like a cracked egg.

Would a person rather be a Mooch or a Zach? I think Mooch, he doesn't seem as clueless.

1 zach = 0.8 mooches

is it because she was Black

Aged like the recently deceased

Not even. He was in the job 11 days. That's 0.4̅5̅. Yes, that's 45 repeating.

Of course.

The best people lol

Oh -- Zach is Qanon Qatie. I get it.

For others who are Out of the Loop.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/16/katie-zacharia-fired-press-secretary

Donald Trump’s new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired on Friday, just five days after she assumed the role, according to a White House official.

The person was not authorized to speak publicly about the personnel decision that had not yet been formally announced. Zacharia, a little-known conservative political commentator prior to her selection as the president’s chief spokesperson, came under immediate scrutiny after a widely panned inaugural briefing on Tuesday. The 14-minute exchange was soon followed by a barrage of questions over her legal credentials after she admitted she did not pass the bar exam.

In an interview on Thursday, Zacharia detailed her whirlwind sprint to the podium to replace Karoline Leavitt as the White House press secretary, stepping into the role as the president faces multiple headwinds just weeks before the midterm elections next month.

On Friday, Trump signaled that Zacharia’s tenure would be short-lived, telling reporters that he had asked his embattled press secretary to “reconsider” the job.

It continues, but nothing all that exciting.

Well frankly they're all done aging

She was press secretary for 2 days before her first press conference. That puts her at 7 days /11 so .6

In a bathtub.

45 forever and ever and ever... god help us

is Steven cosplaying a Conehead in his twitter picture?

In summer.

An untreated corpse in a cool bedroom is fine for more than 4 days. Pretending that corpses immediately start rotting and stinking is literally propaganda by preservers who would have been out of a job after WW2 had they not created a niche for themselves

Odd job that guy has...

motion to ban that fraction from maths

Forget the lettuce, she couldn't even outlast an avocado

Sure, she lied about being an attorney. Sure, no one in the Trump admin bothered to vet her in the slightest. Sure, she wasn't good at the job. Sure, she gave more interviews about herself than press briefings. But she was there. And that's something.

further reading: https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com/resources/decomposition/

Big Cheungus!

Man! Big Air Freshener sure does have a lot to answer for!

James Carville: “God damn, is she a head of lettuce or an ice cube?”

Carbon dating

What do you mean?

She is half a Scaramuchi.

This fucking cave troll... I can't believe this 4chan reject has a position of power in the federal government. Makes me sick.

Fuck James Carville

If Liz Truss had stayed in office one more day, she'd be 1/10th of a Truss. As is she's 5/49ths of a Truss

Lol