Fully self driving stock

Bravo. True LOL over here. xD

Time to buy.

Was today's event designed to cause the drop for someone's benefit?

Glad I sold all that shiz when Elon went crazy

A good reminder to buy the rumor and not after the big thing.

Buy the dip. Some retards will make it go back up

Wouldn't be surprising!

I genuinely don't even know who that demonstration was for other than 12-year-olds. None of these cars have any practical or road applications. Where are you going to need to flip your cap off of a ramp or over some cars? It's so fucking stupid.

Apparently their Q3 earnings report comes out next week, so I guess they tried wheeling out the vaporware car to make number go up before whatever's in that earnings report hits?

Okay, I know I could look this up indvidually, but for those of us who missed it, what happened today?

Tesla released a ‘flying car’ video, I think.

I was wondering why they're announcing something for 2028 production.

Fully self diving

They demoed a car that was loaded with a shit load of compressed gas, then they had it do a kick flip over a line of cars and a semi truck. They also drove it up a massive inverted ramp and then had it flip over and land smoothly.

Looked cool as hell, but has absolutely no practical purpose other than allowing Nazi Musk to get headlines saying they have a flying car.

They did a demo of the new roadster model; they've strapped a suction fan and HPA thrusters to it so it can do 0 to 60mph in under a second, drive up walls, perform a running jump over a semi-truck without a ramp, spin and do a standing flip.

it was originally supposed to come out in 2020. But they've been taking $50,000 reservations for it since 2017. So who knows if it'll exist in 2028

There might be some niche situation where it's helpful but that's not even relevant because there's no way it would be legal on public roads in most places. I also strongly doubt that it would be able to do it safely and compensate for different weight distribution of the vehicle with different passengers and such.

Did Tesla jump the shark today?

That's quite the y-axis zoom.

Then there's the "range issue" of being able to do that maybe a few times, at best, for a few seconds. Cool demo, but you'd think just a revamped Roadster would be enough. Do it with a Cybertruck without showering everyone with shrapnel and I might be impressed.

Damn, that's a lot better

Oh god it's star citizen

Yes, literally.

This can't be real. None of those Teslas are on fire.

It is actually a pretty cool stunt. Completely pointless from a commercial point of view, of course. But Tesla has been disconnected from market realities for a long time, so that's just in character.

Very stupid investors?

EV sales are flat or shrinking in the US (but growing extremely quickly outside the US, partially thanks to the Hormuz situation). Tesla's sales are flat. He's doing anything possible to show that Tesla has a future.

So, he basically told his talented engineers to take the stabilizing parts of a SpaceX rocket, put them in the body of a car, and pretended that what was demoed is actually vaguely related to something people might be able to buy at some point.

There isn't a chance that a vehicle with those kinds of thrusters would ever be road legal. You're basically driving a pretty large bomb around. You crash that vehicle and you don't just kill yourself, you kill everybody within a pretty large blast radius.

Can't wait until someone flies their Tesla into an airport or military base.

There isn't a chance that a vehicle with those kinds of thrusters would ever be road legal

Tesla sold a car for years with no way to open the back seat doors in the event of an emergency.

US regulators allow Tesla to do anything.

I doubt they'd be able to even sit still safely, that amount of compressed air sitting in the undercarriage is much more dangerous than even the 10 gallons of gas sitting in a car.

Right, if they could build a race track and have a bunch of these in a race, that might actually be kinda cool. I see no other reason for this.

It takes real Axis Power to do that.

A car that maybe you (or your passengers) can't get out of and might die is different from a car that's basically a bomb on wheels.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYWy6SyJRZo

Down almost 3%? The horrors! Someone call an ambulance!

There is a way. Not practical, but if you pry off the speaker cover, there is a release cable.

I blame regulators.

Elon sucks but that flip was cool.

It’s a shame because my wife and I are saving up for an EV but I’m worried by the time we’re ready the models won’t be there. They’re already cutting the Hyundai Ioniq 6. Our top contender.

The trick is, you wait for early investors to die of old age before under-delivering.

The frothing, uncritical comments from Musk stans on that video are insane. I hope they're mostly bots and don't represent real humans - nobody is acknowledging how impractical, unsafe, or illegal any of these moves are, nor how it's a just a stunt that will never reach real-world production or on-road use.

3% ain't shit

You could get a more stylish EV.

Don't be a prick dude. The person mentioned having a wife, that might include kids, and at least they're looking into getting an EV instead of a 4 door short bed V8 pickup truck that will never see a day of work. Pick better targets

God damn it, I want that to be as cool as it should be! This timeline is bullshit and I'm calling shenanigans! THATS A FLYING FLIPPING FUCKING CAR AND ITS NOT COOL BECAUSE ELON!!!

Trackmania IRL?

Sure, as a futuristic technology demo. As a corporate demonstration though?/

I honestly don't understand how people can think it isn't AI

It does include kids. And the in-laws are a highway away.

I don’t drive daily to work and use public transit and walk when I can, but we do every now and then need to drive somewhere. The E-Bike doesn’t work there.

I know you don’t have that set to one day.