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Karmanopoly
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GonzoAtBarstow
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#2 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Iron Maiden's drummer!

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stepan
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#3 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Not Netanyahu?

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ThePowerOfGeek
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#4 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

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Zephorah
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#5 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

The hair is the same each time with this admin. That and the little gold crosses.

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Doom
lemmy.world
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#6 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

We should just do it by lottery and take turns. You don't even need to know anything or tell the truth. Anyone can go up there and vamp about absolute nonsense in service of the spectacle because that's all it is at this point.

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Zephorah
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#7 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

That is funny. And now I canโ€™t unsee it.

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cybervseas
lemmy.world
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#8 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

she kind of serving though

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Jiral
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#9 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Since when is the Press Secretary above the President in the hierarchy?

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001
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#10 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Not Netanyahu?

Putinyahu

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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
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Joined: 2025-06-16
#11 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Iโ€™d give her a pearl necklace.

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reader
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#12 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

cute

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BeMoreCareful
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#13 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

cute

"she's got a great ass"

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A_norny_mousse
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#14 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Putinyahu

Netaputin

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nocturne
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#15 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Iron Maiden's drummer!

Nikko retired.

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Lumidaub
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#16 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Would've been the easiest shop ever.

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Tylerdurdon
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#17 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Not Netanyahu?

That's for when he replaces Pete

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Malica
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#18 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

Not enough neaderthal

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Pyr
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Joined: 2023-06-11
#19 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

They are missing a giant crucifix necklace

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fishy
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#20 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

From the thumbnail, yes

Has anyone actually seen MTG and Vlad in the same place? Hmm.

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JohnnyCanuck
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#21 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Vladamila Poutine

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DamienGramatacus
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#22 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Bad built, butch body

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lemmylump
lemmy.world
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#23 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Wait, I thought Stephanie Miller was the new press secretary!?!

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scops
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#24 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Thanks, I hate it

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Lanske
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#25 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Dave Mustaine?!

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Mouselemming
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#26 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

They are missing a giant crucifix necklace

Not a crucifix, that's Catholic and has Jesus hanging on it.

Putin is officially Russian Orthodox, they use this one with the slanty footrest and a caption-bar over the head:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Orthodox_cross

The empty cross worn by MAGAwives is used by Evangelical churches. Catholics are not anti-immigrant enough for them.

(Regular mainline Protestant churches use the empty cross as well.)

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shittydwarf
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#27 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Since when is the Press Secretary above the President in the hierarchy?

When she's got the kompromat on the POTUS

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Optional
lemmy.world
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#28 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

You know it
I know it
They know it
But can they report it?

Nooooooooooooo

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Gpennyhigh
lemmy.world
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#29 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Fired in five days,

Less than a Scaramucci,

All the best people!

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nilloc
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Joined: 2023-06-22
#30 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Not enough neaderthal

Yeah MTG has the Cro-Magnon brow. Putinโ€™s has more of the missing frontal lobe look to it.

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mondomon
lemmy.world
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#31 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Wait, I thought Stephanie Miller was the new press secretary!?!

Pic 3 looks like an older pic of ambient music artist Brian Eno lol.

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tektite
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#32 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Netaputin

Vladamin Netanyapu

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Grainne
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#33 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Wait, I thought Stephanie Miller was the new press secretary!?!

Liberals and using the LGBT community as a joke, take as old as time.

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DarkCloud
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#34 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

This new press secretary will come up with what America is choosing, and the President will then have to justify what America is choosing, and he'll then let America know what they wanted.

Just like it is now.

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Eternal192
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Joined: 2025-09-06
#35 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Isn't he already there disguised as Nalatie Harp? Or is this another clone?

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VAK
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#36 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Not Netanyahu?

He's the US Congress

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Bipauler
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#37 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Dave Mustaine?!

I haven't kept up on him but I wouldn't be surprised if that born again mother fucker was full on maga

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rhinestones
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#38 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

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Tollana1234567
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#39 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Iron Maiden's drummer!

iron curtains drummer

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Tollana1234567
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#40 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Yeah MTG has the Cro-Magnon brow. Putinโ€™s has more of the missing frontal lobe look to it.

800kyears in the future, and became the morlocs.

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Tollana1234567
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#41 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Since when is the Press Secretary above the President in the hierarchy?

when its putin speaking through trump and all his puppets.

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Tollana1234567
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#42 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Liberals and using the LGBT community as a joke, take as old as time.

lgbtq+ dont hate this, its almost always cis white males think they can be offended for minorities, they dont need your help, in fact you are actually making things worst by playing into that victimization. people like that sound like Movie executivies of shows, that they think the audience cares about inclusivity.

i dont know why people responded as a lgbtq+ we hate this? im referring to straight men being offended for minorities.

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quokk.au

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#43 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

lgbtq+ dont hate this, its almost always cis white males think they can be offended for minorities, they dont need your help, in fact you are actually making things worst by playing into that victimization. people like that sound like Movie executivies of shows, that they think the audience cares about inclusivity. i dont know why people responded as a lgbtq+ we hate this? im referring to strai...

Trans woman here, this is shitty.

Mocking the way someone looks and reinforcing it being a joke that a woman looks like a man is not a good thing to be doing and is exactly what I would expect from a conservative.

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Stormy
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#44 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Trans woman here, this is shitty. Mocking the way someone looks and reinforcing it being a joke that a woman looks like a man is not a good thing to be doing and is exactly what I would expect from a conservative.

Trans woman here, no its not.

Whoa. Its so easy it is to lie on the internet.

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quokk.au

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#45 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Trans woman here, no its not. Whoa. Its so easy it is to lie on the internet.

. . .You think Iโ€™m lying about being a trans woman?

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Stormy
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#46 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

. . .You think Iโ€™m lying about being a trans woman?

Yeah.

"As a Black man, "as a feminist," as a "gay man," that's the world we live in. People just do that to manipulate their audience online all the time. Politicians have been caught doing it from burner accounts.

Anytime someone asserts their authority as an ingroup member like you did, you should view it critically.

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anugeshtu
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#47 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Pic 3 looks like an older pic of ambient music artist Brian Eno lol.

Oh, I thought that was from Gary Numan's Cars video!

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quokk.au

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#48 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

Yeah. "As a Black man, "as a feminist," as a "gay man," that's the world we live in. People just do that to manipulate their audience online all the time. Politicians have been caught doing it from burner accounts. Anytime someone asserts their authority as an ingroup member like you did, you should view it critically.

And when someone else speaks to say we donโ€™t think something I should not say otherwise?

Are you trans or a woman? Do you think itโ€™s okay to say women look like men and use it as a joke? Do you understand how that can be harmful.

Saying nothing in that situation is not the answer.

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wonderingwanderer
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#49 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

Now that you mention it, I've never seen them in the same room together...

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Stormy
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#50 Posted:   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

And when someone else speaks to say we donโ€™t think something I should not say otherwise? Are you trans or a woman? Do you think itโ€™s okay to say women look like men and use it as a joke? Do you understand how that can be harmful. Saying nothing in that situation is not the answer.

You saw how easy that was to discredit, didn't you? Do you have a need to tell the world you're a trans woman to have an opinion?

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quokk.au

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#51 Posted: · edited   Subject: Re: the new white house press secretary Quote Reply

You saw how easy that was to discredit, didn't you? Do you have a need to tell the world you're a trans woman to have an opinion?

You didnโ€™t discredit it, you ignored it because you didnโ€™t feel it was valid.

At the end of the day youโ€™re a cis person coming to tell off a trans person for correcting another cis person about what trans people think. Thatโ€™s not the win you think it is.

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