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salvaria lemmy.blahaj.zone salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-09-09
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Link: https://spacedaily.com/d-an-iowa-man-built-his-six-inch-parakeet-a-miniature-submarine-so-the-bird-could-join-him-underwater-in-the-bahamas-the-homemade-capsule-used-a-paintball-air-tank-safety-valves-and-an-oxygen/

This entire article is gold:

  • The bird is called Bebe
  • Bebe was fine. He was there for 15 minutes, and there was a lot of practice, safety, and care. Bebe is also used to shenanigans of all sorts
  • The submarine is called the Bebosphere
  • 'Stephen Lawyer, who really is a lawyer'
  • His wife is called Cher
  • People do the most beautiful unhinged shit with paintball cylinders
  • Bebe answers phonecalls
  • Bebe's other hobbies include indoor cycling, outdoor cycling, and skydiving
  • Precisely none of this was AI

What a treasure to be the person writing this story, congratulations Mr. Moran

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nocturne slrpnk.net nocturne@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-06-13
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Stephen Lawyer, who really is a lawyer

Does he practice bird law?
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raman_klogius ani.social raman_klogius@ani.social
Joined: 2024-06-22
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It has been promised to him 1000 years ago.
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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
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nocturne wrote:
Stephen Lawyer, who really is a lawyer Does he practice bird law?

His maiden name is Birdman?

Hunh, that'd mean his name's Stephen Birdman-Lawyer, esquire? Oof, what a beakful.
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