cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/46970935

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Gotta be fresh, squeezed dry pineapple with unbolted Italian basil underneath. Pineapple without appropriate basil is just stupid.

I'm pretty sure there should be some jalapenos up on there too, fresh of course. finally sliced, or diced?

I wouldn't mind grassiness and spice. Though I usually prefer ground chili powder to add more sour. Love me some sour

Pineapple on a pizza with Canadian bacon and a spicy thai sauce base is next level, I don't care what anyone says.

Sounds like a Hawaiian to me.

Personally, I like Pepperoni with pineapple. It’s my favorite. And nobody can convince me otherwise.

Try bacon with pineapple. The saltiness helps so much.

I honestly don’t like bacon on anything. I love it by itself. But people try to put it on everything - donuts even - and it’s always too inconsistently textured to be a proper topping material. In a sandwich, it needs to be crispy to be any good, in my opinion. Maybe crispy bacon on pizza would be ok. But chewy bacon? No thanks!

Bacon, pineapple, mushrooms, and feta! It’s my go to and I’ve gotten a lot of people hooked on it.

Hawaiian doesn't have spicy thai sauce base. The sweet / spicy / savory makes it for me personally.

Sounds great, I'll give it a go sometime. Pineapple on a spicy pizza such as a chilli/jalepeno pizza is also great. Or a BBQ chicken pizza, with Jalepeno added.

Why are those thought bubbles not speech bubbles

cats can't talk

I thought it was this

Also pineapple jalapeño

I thought we all agreed that Jon drank dog semen though?

I continue to refuse to believe that any real person on earth has ever cared what another person puts on their pizza

I agree. I only ever care about what someone puts on my pizza.

....i prefer fresh bacon.

telepathic communication

A Hawaiian pizza with bananas and curry powder is also really great

Pepperoni, bacon, pineapple, jalapeño is my go-to

That's how animals "talk" in Garfield.

Ooh I could go for one of those right now

Welp, here I am. Fortunately, the fad seems to have died out, but I'd go to friends, we'd order a few pizzas. Someone would say what do we get? I'd say "Sausage," and someone would say "Pineapple" or "Hawaiian," and people would ooh and ahh.

Guess who only got one slice of sausage, and guess which pizza always had leftovers? People wanted to get it because it was a fad, and I'll stand by that. Sausage is tried and true, best topping.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza

Invented in 1962 lmao

You appreciate that things go in and out of style, right?

It was a pretty serious debate about whether we could suffer step dad putting pineapple on half of it.

Sounds like a reddit thing where not liking pineapple on pizza is somehow a character trait.

I never claimed that pineapple or any other topping had to be popular, liked, regularly ordered, or that it wasn't a trend.

Just that nobody actually balks at it, because why the fuck would they? That's not normal adult behavior.

And if somebody does balk at it, it is almost certainly because they have been conditioned by the popular meme, not because they actually give even half of a shit.

And I'm saying I balked at it, because everyone who said yes to pineapple would inevitably have a slice of sausage in hand, and I just want two goddamn slices of sausage pie!

I care what I have on my pizza. Pineapple is fine sometimes, used to go to a place in New Britian Ct. They put maraschino cherries in the middle of the pineapple slices and it was the bomb.

Basically.

“As a .00001% Italian this hurts my soul.”

Your failure to grab two slices is your fault, not your friends' fault. It's a problem that's extremely easily solved, by you, without any necessary change in behavior from anyone else.

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