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kettuli lemmy.blahaj.zone kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Paradachshund lemmy.today Paradachshund@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-10-22
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I mean... Why do you think they're all brooding malcontents?

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hayvan piefed.world hayvan@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-12-06
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Can't they, just split and find someone else? Not all myths say new vampire is bound to who turned them.

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begrudgedcarfolk sh.itjust.works begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-19
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I remember watching a vampire show once, and the dude was turned into a vampire later in life, while he was unhappy with his body. I would much rather get turned into a vampire in my 20s than much later in life.

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lauha lemmy.world lauha@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-29
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I remember watching a vampire show once, and the dude was turned into a vampire later in life, while he was unhappy with his body. I would much rather get turned into a vampire in my 20s than much later in life.

Then again, some people are over weight and out of shape in their 20s and get things together later in life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5ibelius9insterberg feddit.org 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-07-22
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Well… I’m together with “taste of my 20s” since 16 years. No regrets up to this point.

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theneverfox pawb.social theneverfox@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-29
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Can't they, just split and find someone else? Not all myths say new vampire is bound to who turned them.

There's also the community angle. If you're immortal, you're going to want an immortal support network pretty desperately at times

Your progenitor isn't just a partner, they're a gateway to immortal society. How long would it take to make connections that would survive a breakup? It'd be one thing if there were vampire nightclubs going on, but that's a pretty bad way to maintain secrecy

Some interesting power dynamics come into play

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valkyre09 lemmy.world valkyre09@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
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Well… I’m together with “taste of my 20s” since 16 years. No regrets up to this point.

I’ve been with my wife since we were 16 (now 40+). We are not the same people. We’ve grown up together. Every day I’m grateful we met so young - lots of time with my best friend!

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aedaz lemmy.zip Aedaz_@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-15
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People have come down hard on me for this opinion but I never even take Astarion unless I’m doing an especially evil playthrough, which I’ve only done once. I cant stand him lol

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the_flying_pig lemmy.world the_flying_pig@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-15
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Well… I’m together with “taste of my 20s” since 16 years. No regrets up to this point.

happy for you

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dubs lemmy.dbzer0.com dubs@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-08-17
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I remember watching a vampire show once, and the dude was turned into a vampire later in life, while he was unhappy with his body. I would much rather get turned into a vampire in my 20s than much later in life.

In the game Oblivion and the movie Near Dark there are people who get turned to vampires as kids. They hate being stuck as kids, because they are old, and wise, but people still treat them like dumb kids.

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Geologist lemmy.zip Geologist@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-03-22
#12 · Quote Reply

happy for you

congrats

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SkyezOpen lemmy.world SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
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There's also the community angle. If you're immortal, you're going to want an immortal support network pretty desperately at times Your progenitor isn't just a partner, they're a gateway to immortal society. How long would it take to make connections that would survive a breakup? It'd be one thing if there were vampire nightclubs going on, but that's a pretty bad way to maintain secrecy Some in...

Underground nightclubs are totally fine unless a half vampire with swords shows up, and what're the odds of that?

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kettuli lemmy.blahaj.zone kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-10-13
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People have come down hard on me for this opinion but I never even take Astarion unless I’m doing an especially evil playthrough, which I’ve only done once. I cant stand him lol

I’m still on my first playthrough and I’ve been pulling Astarion along the entire now-100-hour journey, ofc kinda sad because I’m incapable of cruellty.

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iuseasahibtw ani.social iuseasahibtw@ani.social
Joined: 2026-05-11
#15 · Quote Reply

People think way too hard on FANTASY. It's supposed to be unrealistic and enjoyable.

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explodicle sh.itjust.works explodicle@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-04-11
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In the game Oblivion and the movie Near Dark there are people who get turned to vampires as kids. They hate being stuck as kids, because they are old, and wise, but people still treat them like dumb kids.

At least in Oblivion, they should just get cured, wait, and then get bitten again by an old friend.

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begrudgedcarfolk sh.itjust.works begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-09-19
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In the game Oblivion and the movie Near Dark there are people who get turned to vampires as kids. They hate being stuck as kids, because they are old, and wise, but people still treat them like dumb kids.

Like the girl in interview with a vampire, yeah that would also suck ass.

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Shanmugha lemmy.world Shanmugha@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-08
#18 · Quote Reply

Huh? Sounds like Bella, not Astarion

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degen midwest.social degen@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-15
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So we're just plagiarizing Lestat for memes now, eh?

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eestileib sh.itjust.works eestileib@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-01
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People have come down hard on me for this opinion but I never even take Astarion unless I’m doing an especially evil playthrough, which I’ve only done once. I cant stand him lol

I'd take him over Wyll, but really those two deserve each other

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Magnum, P.I. infosec.pub Magnum@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-12-31
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Underground nightclubs are totally fine unless a half vampire with swords shows up, and what're the odds of that?

One sword? Maybe ... Multiple swords???? They would never.

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TheEighthDoctor lemmy.zip TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-15
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One sword? Maybe ... Multiple swords???? They would never.

Tell me about it, went to a blood club once and this guy shows up with FUCKING FLYING KNIFE BOOMERANGS

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Magnum, P.I. infosec.pub Magnum@infosec.pub
Joined: 2025-12-31
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Tell me about it, went to a blood club once and this guy shows up with FUCKING FLYING KNIFE BOOMERANGS

Oh my gawd you met Batman????

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RachelRodent lemmy.dbzer0.com WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-09-24
#24 · Quote Reply

But I love my wifeee and we are 20

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kettuli lemmy.blahaj.zone kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-10-13
#25 · Quote Reply

But I love my wifeee and we are 20

Give it another 20 years. Hopefully your love flourishes.

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S_H_K lemmy.dbzer0.com S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-10-09
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Can't they, just split and find someone else? Not all myths say new vampire is bound to who turned them.

In the World of Darkness ttrpg is implied that Vampiric love lasts usually some centuries unless blood bonds and used and even sometimes then they can be broken.

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lilpatchy2eyes slrpnk.net OlPatchy2Eyes@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2024-02-17
#27 · Quote Reply

But I love my wifeee and we are 20

In this example the vampire is not 20

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blindbunny lemmy.ml blindbunny@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-06-14
#28 · (edited) Quote Reply

As a dude that divorced the woman I married in my 20's, this sounds like hell.

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MsPenguinette lemmy.world MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-22
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There's also the community angle. If you're immortal, you're going to want an immortal support network pretty desperately at times Your progenitor isn't just a partner, they're a gateway to immortal society. How long would it take to make connections that would survive a breakup? It'd be one thing if there were vampire nightclubs going on, but that's a pretty bad way to maintain secrecy Some in...

Turn others into your support structures

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theneverfox pawb.social theneverfox@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-06-29
#30 · Quote Reply

Turn others into your support structures

I see what you did there 🤣

That is probably the best option, if it is an option, and it opens some interesting implications for some vampire lore

So a new coven of young vampires is a threat to both existing power structures as well as secrecy, so there's some lore that vampires will hunt down unaffiliated vampires. Young vampires who turn many others could mean exponential population growth, and any rogue new vampire is a potential outbreak

I also like the implications of that for trope that romantic relationships are forbidden between progenitor and the progeny... It makes way more sense than hedonistic immortals have some inbuilt vampiric incest taboo

Exactly this situation makes way more sense

There's some interesting stories that could be written with this premise... It's the classic socially forbidden romance

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