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CustardFist feddit.nl CustardFist@feddit.nl
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Renfield has kidnapped a young virgin woman and has brought her to count Dracula. Renfield: I BROUGHT YOU A VIRGIN, MASTER.  Dracula: THANK YOU, RENFIELD. YOU DID GOOD.  Dracula bites the virgin and takes a sip. Dracula: SO PURE. UNSPOILED.  He smacks his lips with a dull expression on his face.  Dracula: SAY RENFIELD, CAN YOU BRING ME A PROMISCUOUS SLUT? SOMETHING WITH A BIT MORE FLAVOR? Renfield walks away and rubs his hands in manic delight. Renfield: WITH EASE, MASTER!

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/64760028

A matter of taste, I suppose. 😎

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gnutrino programming.dev gnutrino@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-23
#2 · (edited) Quote Reply

If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just... enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
#3 · Quote Reply

If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just... enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

Personally I like my sandwiches like I like my olive oil: lightly fucked

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BooBees fedinsfw.app BooBees@fedinsfw.app
Joined: 2026-05-26
#4 · Quote Reply

And not one of those semi-monogamous sluts again

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
#5 · Quote Reply

Personally I like my sandwiches like I like my olive oil: lightly fucked

Or just the good old cock-meat sandwich

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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
#6 · Quote Reply

Does he have a problem with reserved sluts?

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Funkt4st1c lemmy.world Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-07-30
#7 · Quote Reply

Personally I like my sandwiches like I like my olive oil: lightly fucked

I am indifferent to my sandwiche's past and will judge it on its present.

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RustyNova lemmy.world RustyNova@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-24
#8 · Quote Reply

If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just... enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

I personally like the extra sauce

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social Kolanaki@pawb.social
Joined: 2024-10-06
#9 · Quote Reply

Does he have a problem with reserved sluts?

He doesn't have a reservation.

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CarrotsHaveEars lemmy.ml racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-10-03
#10 · Quote Reply

Are you implying the act of rape?

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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#11 · Quote Reply

Personally I like my sandwiches like I like my olive oil: lightly fucked

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-05-16
#12 · Quote Reply

Hepatitis is like jalapeño for vampires.

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agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#13 · Quote Reply

He doesn't have a reservation.

Oh he took the reservation, he just didn't keep the reservation

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crimsonpoodle pawb.social crimsonpoodle@pawb.social
Joined: 2023-09-24
#14 · Quote Reply

Are you implying the act of rape?

I get why you say that with the last panel; but I think he’s just a crazed henchmen since he has the same overly excited expression earlier in the comic.

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muusemuuse sh.itjust.works muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-25
#15 · Quote Reply

Are you implying the act of rape?

I think it’s more the killing-hookers thing.

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charokol lemmy.zip charokol@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-07-27
#16 · Quote Reply

I just read Dracula for the first time, and was surprised by how relatively little interaction Renfield and Dracula had with each other. Pop culture led me to believe he was like a long time servant of Dracula.

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x0x7 lemmy.world x0x7@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-06
#17 · Quote Reply

Are you implying the act of rape?

Shameless attempt to farm karma by bringing up rape in every conversation.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
#18 · Quote Reply

If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just... enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.

It’s not a shoe fucking a sandwich doesn’t wear it out.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
#19 · Quote Reply

wanst the virgin thing mostly elizibeth balthroy, who loved to bathe in virgin blood. which was also portrayed in nocturne castlevania.

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Cethin lemmy.zip Cethin@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-01
#20 · Quote Reply

Are you implying the act of rape?

I don't understand. Are you saying raping someone turns them into a promiscuous slut? That's the only way you're thinking makes sense. How is rape relevant at all? At most it can turn someone from a virgin to not, but that's all.

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