RetroFed Forums
Your home away from modern life.
Waddling Padme
Post Reply
AuthorMessage
ickplant lemmy.world ickplant@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
Quote

711   Original
rhinestones europe.pub rhinestones@europe.pub
Joined: 2026-10-18
Banned
#2 · Quote Reply

[removed by moderator]
-28
damnthefilibuster lemmy.world damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-05
#3 · (edited) Quote Reply

Her finishing school must have been HARDCORE!

20
eurodyne piefed.world eurodyne@piefed.world
Joined: 2026-07-25
#4 · Quote Reply

Right? It’s like the writers had never met a pregnant woman.

69
threelonmusketeers sh.itjust.works threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#5 · (edited) Quote Reply

Right? It’s like the writers had never met a pregnant woman.

writers

Writer. But you might be onto something. George Lucas has four children, three by adoption, and one via surrogate.

63
marcos lemmy.world marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#6 · Quote Reply

Right? It’s like the writers had never met a pregnant woman.

The prequel writers? They never met people at all.

23
T. Hex lemmy.dbzer0.com 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-08-16
#7 · Quote Reply

... is Padme a human?

I think all bets are off because this happened in a galaxy far, far away.

28
tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#8 · Quote Reply

... is Padme a human? I think all bets are off because this happened in a galaxy far, far away.

On that note, was Shmi human?

5
SeductiveTortoise piefed.social SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-07-16
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

The prequel writers? They never met people at all.

I'm pretty sure it was written by a puddle of semi sentient goo, after ingesting half of the original scripts and a third of the Nickelodeon archive.

Excreted. Not written, sorry. I meant excreted.

10
Goodeye8 piefed.social Goodeye8@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-05
#10 · Quote Reply

On that note, was Shmi human?

I think the Bene Gesserit still had to be impregnated. I'm not that deep into the lore but I doubt they could just will themselves into pregnancy.

6
Sabin10 lemmy.world Sabin10@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#11 · Quote Reply

Right? It’s like the writers had never met a pregnant woman.

Writers? Pretty sure the prequels were just Lucas doing what he wants with minimal oversight or editing.

4
agamemnonymous sh.itjust.works agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-15
#12 · Quote Reply

... is Padme a human? I think all bets are off because this happened in a galaxy far, far away.

After very light research, it seems like Star Wars humans are the same species, although apparently originally it was intended that Star Wars was a story being relayed, and the "humans" in the story are only humans as a way to better relay the story to humans. Kinda like the aliens from Three Body Problem (the show at least, never read the books).

18
just_an_average_joe lemmy.dbzer0.com just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-08-02
#13 · Quote Reply

I think the Bene Gesserit still had to be impregnated. I'm not that deep into the lore but I doubt they could just will themselves into pregnancy.

I think Bene Gesserits could choose the gender of the baby (film cannon, haven't read the books unfortunately) but yes, they have to get the "seed" from someone

6
bitjunkie lemmy.world bitjunkie@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-19
#14 · Quote Reply

I think Bene Gesserits could choose the gender of the baby (film cannon, haven't read the books unfortunately) but yes, they have to get the "seed" from someone

Confirming book canon as well

5
Psythik lemmy.world Psythik@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-21
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

After very light research, it seems like Star Wars humans are the same species, although apparently originally it was intended that Star Wars was a story being relayed, and the "humans" in the story are only humans as a way to better relay the story to humans. Kinda like the aliens from Three Body Problem (the show at least, never read the books).

I choose to believe this, because otherwise it's extremely unlikely that humanoids with identical features evolved both separately and independently, several galaxies away from each other with no interaction at all....Yet they look and behave the same.

It would also explain why Galactic Basic sounds identical to a mix of American and Transatlantic English. Star Wars is just a dramatized retelling of alien rebels standing up to their alien government, with the rebels being portrayed as English-speaking humans so that Westerners on planet Earth will sympathize with their cause.

11
homosapien lemmy.dbzer0.com homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-08-28
#16 · Quote Reply

I choose to believe this, because otherwise it's extremely unlikely that humanoids with identical features evolved both separately and independently, several galaxies away from each other with no interaction at all....Yet they look and behave the same. It would also explain why Galactic Basic sounds identical to a mix of American and Transatlantic English. Star Wars is just a dramatized retelli...

I think Human is the most versatile subtype of life, as we have

  1. Built in water cooling (sweating)
  2. Built in heating (hair)
  3. Persistence hunting

Each planet is just one biome in Star Wars, but Earth has TONS of biomes

I think most life naturally evolved to become typical "Human"s

3
KaiReeve lemmy.world KaiReeve@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#17 · Quote Reply

I mean, she was a politician. She was probably experienced with suppressing her emotions and trying to remain rational in frustrating situations.

Physically, though, the waddle should have happened.

21
nonfuinoncuro lemmy.zip nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#18 · Quote Reply

I think Human is the most versatile subtype of life, as we have Built in water cooling (sweating) Built in heating (hair) Persistence hunting Each planet is just one biome in Star Wars, but Earth has TONS of biomes I think most life naturally evolved to become typical "Human"s

even crabs

1
CrimeIsLegalNow ani.social CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
Joined: 2026-09-09
#19 · Quote Reply

Confirming book canon as well

Except that Paul Atreides was supposed to be a girl, proving the Gesserit hubris.

2
heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-27
#20 · Quote Reply

[deleted]
0
Zarobi aussie.zone Zarobi@aussie.zone
Joined: 2026-06-23
#21 · Quote Reply

I think Human is the most versatile subtype of life, as we have Built in water cooling (sweating) Built in heating (hair) Persistence hunting Each planet is just one biome in Star Wars, but Earth has TONS of biomes I think most life naturally evolved to become typical "Human"s

You reminded me of this False Knees comic (couldn't find it online so this is a photo of my physical comic book)

13
teslekova lemmy.ml teslekova@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-08-05
#22 · Quote Reply

You reminded me of this False Knees comic (couldn't find it online so this is a photo of my physical comic book)

I was not aware that there was a physical comic book. MONEY CANNON ONLINE

3
Zarobi aussie.zone Zarobi@aussie.zone
Joined: 2026-06-23
#23 · Quote Reply

I was not aware that there was a physical comic book. MONEY CANNON ONLINE

It's extremely good. I read it every couple of months. There is two comic books actually in English.

Link here: https://store.falseknees.com/pages/book

2
1984 lemmy.today 1984@lemmy.today
Joined: 2023-07-28
#24 · Quote Reply

Right? It’s like the writers had never met a pregnant woman.

Movies are not made to show realism, specially not star wars.

2
Ghoelian piefed.social Ghoelian@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-03-19
#25 · Quote Reply

Except that Paul Atreides was supposed to be a girl, proving the Gesserit hubris.

I believe that's because jessica actually wanted the boy. She didn't tell the bene gesserit afair, who would have done something about it.

2
dethedrus lemmy.dbzer0.com dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-03-09
#26 · Quote Reply

even crabs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_nor-6uMTrs

1
freijon lemmy.zip freijon@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-04-05
#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

even crabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAV3EgKr020

1
Post Reply
Back to top