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America sh.itjust.works Gullible@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-09
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"oh god oh fuck" cries out a giant, fastened to the ground with innumerable ropes by dozens of miniature people.

"yo check out this dudes massive cock" says one of the mouse-size men."

"Nice" the rest affirm in a scattered cacophony of agreement.

"Maybe this isn't so bad" says the giant

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jaybone lemmy.zip jaybone@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-02-08
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But then you need to find the 50ft woman to use it.

Edit: though seeing as you’re probably the only guy her size, you probably have a pretty good shot at hooking up.

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lenocolomo lemmy.ml lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-17
#3 · Quote Reply

But then you need to find the 50ft woman to use it. Edit: though seeing as you’re probably the only guy her size, you probably have a pretty good shot at hooking up.

Don't worry, I've seen 5 ft women take more.

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xylol leminal.space xylol@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-05-20
#4 · Quote Reply

But then you need to find the 50ft woman to use it. Edit: though seeing as you’re probably the only guy her size, you probably have a pretty good shot at hooking up.

The little men are going to remove it to build a church out of it

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Admetus sopuli.xyz Admetus@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-07
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The little men are going to remove it to build a church out of it

They say all religion starts off with something phallic.

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