Let's see the lettuce hold up against this one.

the cross was a nice touch.

The most competent press secretary the administration has had so far!

Finally, one that matches up with how much actual information we get out of the administration. And her voice isn't annoying.

She is more attractive than the others. She is who she says she is. This is leagues better than all the previous ones.

Too much personality.

I dunno. She looks like she's all plastic again.

Close her mouth, I can SEE Putin's hand.

Maria Lago

There are degrees of quality in plastics. She is smooth uniform and doesn’t look like the crypt keeper.

And yet it looks more natural on her than most.

And too old

They're the same picture.

Not enough plastic and her makeup looks too natural

Too much substance between the ears

Not enough plastic

Her entire face looks too humanlike, like she has never seen a single botched plastic surgery in her life.

Cheeks don't look enough like a caricature or marionette

Still full of hot air

I’m soo scared it could be actually a thing.

I hate to objectify a woman but she's the prettiest one so far.

She has just as much in her head as any of the others.

trumps slurred voice
The new secretary is the best secretary this great country ever had. She has a beautiful beautiful head and a strong head and she can give... so much! She also has alot in her head, especially when we meet. Our meetings are always fruitfull and i often feel lighter... creepy grin than before.

Also look at her hands everyone. Tiny strong hands... moving this countries'... this great countries'... columns... this countries' great pillars...

dementia kick
People often ask me why things are so bad in this country. Actually my milk in the fridge just went bad this week. Thanks sleepy Joe Obama for printing best before dates on milk. When i was young.. milk didnt go bad? pfft. This was because they did not print dates on the packages!
gets scuffled off stage by his security

that's not a woman

that's a lady. show respect where due.

I would have also accepted this

You just stick a magnet with Super Intelligence in there and you're all set!

🧠

This legit made me burst out laughing

The most important thing that a woman press secretary under Trump must possess, is a certain look that implies that they are sexually available to the President and this one perfectly fits the description.

Mar-a-lagoooooooooo face

*that they look like his daughter