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insanemantis lemmy.world insanemantis@lemmy.world
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MunkyNutts lemmy.world MunkyNutts@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-12
#2 · Quote Reply

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
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DarkCloud lemmy.world DarkCloud@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-05-19
#3 · Quote Reply

But that's MORE embarrassing. He should have said "Bondage and sex stuff I use to masturbate with"... It's less embarrassing.
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insanemantis lemmy.world insanemantis@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-10-05
#4 · (edited) Quote Reply
DarkCloud wrote:
But that's MORE embarrassing. He should have said "Bondage and sex stuff I use to masturbate with"... It's less embarrassing.

I heard you the first time, goosey boy
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cannedtuna Moderator cannedtuna@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#5 · Quote Reply

Lol I’d believe it.

Now watch as a I make this string of beads disappear… and then REAPPEAR!
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MajorMajormajormajor lemmy.ca MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#6 · Quote Reply
cannedtuna wrote:
Lol I’d believe it. Now watch as a I make this string of beads disappear… and then REAPPEAR!

Like this?
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SatyrSack quokk.au SatyrSack@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-08-25
#7 · Quote Reply
MunkyNutts wrote:
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

Illusion! You don't have time for my illusions, dad!
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sicarius lemmy.world sicarius@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#8 · Quote Reply
MunkyNutts wrote:
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

Or candy
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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#9 · (edited) Quote Reply

Clearly a hoarder. 'Twas the 'tism, my lord.
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BillyClark piefed.social BillyClark@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-01-21
#10 · Quote Reply

This is pretty close to how some witchcraft was invented. "Why do you have a broom under your bed sheets?"
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nightwatch_admin lemmy.world nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-03-17
#11 · Quote Reply

It’s all good but what are those dice doing there?? Is he a closet Dungeon Master??
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SystemDisc feddit.org SystemDisc@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-05-20
#12 · Quote Reply
nightwatch_admin wrote:
It’s all good but what are those dice doing there?? Is he a closet Dungeon Master??

Search "sex dice"
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SatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.social SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-16
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BillyClark wrote:
This is pretty close to how some witchcraft was invented. "Why do you have a broom under your bed sheets?"

Didn’t they use them to jam herbs up their cooters and get high as giraffe balls?
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