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ExperimentalGuy programming.dev ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-25
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They often say that pee is a natural sanitizer, so why wouldn't it work instead of washing your hands? Just piss on 'em!

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Archangel1313 lemmy.ca Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-06-03
#2 · Quote Reply

Urine is not a "natural sanitizer". Pee is your body's waste water. It contains some ammonia, but ammonia doesn't even make a good sanitizer. Do not use it to "wash" anything.

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wolfeh lemmy.blahaj.zone wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-19
#3 · Quote Reply

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love...

...I'll see myself out. 🤣

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TribblesBestFriend startrek.website TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
Joined: 2025-01-30
#4 · Quote Reply

Urine is not a "natural sanitizer". Pee is your body's waste water. It contains some ammonia, but ammonia doesn't even make a good sanitizer. Do not use it to "wash" anything.

People won’t stop asking me to sanitize them with my pee. I tried to explain them that ammonia is not a good sanitizer but they’re very insistent.

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toomanypancakes crazypeople.online toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
Joined: 2026-05-14
#5 · Quote Reply

You can do anything you want hun, just make sure you can live with the consequences

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actionjbone sh.itjust.works actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-09-12
#6 · Quote Reply

You can do anything you want hun, just make sure you can live with the consequences

Or die with them.

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andrewta lemmy.world andrewta@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#7 · Quote Reply

It works as a great sanitizer. Just pee inside your girl. Just watch. She’ll get so clean she will just disappear.

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UltraGiGaGigantic lemmy.ml UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-08-23
#8 · Quote Reply

It works as a great sanitizer. Just pee inside your girl. Just watch. She’ll get so clean she will just disappear.

She squirts and everyone claps. I long squirt and everyone loses their mind.

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lemmygarden lemmy.today lemmygarden@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-07-29
#9 · Quote Reply

Always piss on your hands before eating with them

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onlooker lemmy.ml onlooker@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2020-06-24
#10 · Quote Reply

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love... ...I'll see myself out. 🤣

An unexpected reference, but a welcome one! Even if the author of the skit went off the deep end...

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ExperimentalGuy programming.dev ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-25
#11 · Quote Reply

People won’t stop asking me to sanitize them with my pee. I tried to explain them that ammonia is not a good sanitizer but they’re very insistent.

I'm people.

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ExperimentalGuy programming.dev ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev
Joined: 2023-07-25
#12 · Quote Reply

You can do anything you want hun, just make sure you can live with the consequences

There haven't been any so far.

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wolfeh lemmy.blahaj.zone wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2025-01-19
#13 · Quote Reply

An unexpected reference, but a welcome one! Even if the author of the skit went off the deep end...

Yeah, the author... yeah. I still cringe about that guy. Same thing with that witch wannabe author who's obsessed with gender roles. >.<

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