Can anybody read this?

I think it's -ambu- in the middle? -ambuhrg?

I see a Ludwig von Beyrn above

I guess […] von Hamburg?

I believe this was the shield of Wilhem Ritter Von Bamburg, who was a major idiot in the late Middle Ages. He kept falling into the river drunk on cheap wine, so the mayor made him lord of the Alpine towels.

Großhund von Zambulow.

I have no idea but this is the source image:

https://daten.digitale-sammlungen.de/bsb00043104/image_45

found via tineye.com in wikimedia commons:

„Wernigeroder (Schaffhausensches) Wappenbuch“; Süddeutschland 4. Viertel 15. Jh.
Bayerische Staatsbibliothek München, Cod.icon. 308 n
Wappen des Kaiserreichs Konstantinopel, Kaiser Ludwig von Bayern, Khan von Kathay ( China )

It's in the section "größtenteils erfundende Landes- und Kaiserwappen", so "mainly made up country- and emporers coats of arms"

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They were a clean family, a rare, and notable trait in the Olden Days.

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke, unless they spelled something wrong.

Searching for Wilhem Ritter Von Bamburg provides nothing but this thread on Google, DDG, and Kagi.

There’s more reliable information in another thread below.

Reminds me of something Vimes would have seen in Discworld when he was researching coats of arms.

Wilhem isn’t a real first name, and Bamburg isn’t a real place (Bamberg is).

Unless those pink spots are period blood