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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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brastak feddit.org brastak@feddit.org
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I would argue his cross-section is probably smaller than the temple gate. That's one more limit

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Diplomjodler lemmy.world Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-01-08
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Duh. Everybody knows he looked like this:

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w_l_l_w lemmy.world w_l_l_w@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-03
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How big was the temple?

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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How big was the temple?

Temple-sized

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Zier fedia.io Zier@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-17
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Temple-sized

A regular one or a Super Center Temple?

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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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A regular one or a Super Center Temple?

Yes

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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
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I heard he had functional tear glands and feet.

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LifeInMultipleChoice lemmy.world LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-17
#9 · Quote Reply

Was he described as being inside the temple to scare them out, or holding it in the air shaking it like a toy?

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jordanlund lemmy.world jordanlund@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-30
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If you really want your mind blown, look at early Church depictions:

For the first 300 or so years Jesus looked like this:

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whoisearth lemmy.ca whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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If you really want your mind blown, look at early Church depictions: For the first 300 or so years Jesus looked like this:

So a cross between a member of the Beatles or Led Zepplin

My name is Jesus. I play the drums.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
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If you really want your mind blown, look at early Church depictions: For the first 300 or so years Jesus looked like this:

The oldest-known depiction of Jesus portrayed him as a donkey:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito

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BitUnWise programming.dev BitUnWise@programming.dev
Joined: 2026-04-15
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Is Jesus bigger than a bread box?

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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
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The oldest-known depiction of Jesus portrayed him as a donkey: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexamenos_graffito

to be fair, that was created 200-300 years after he died.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
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to be fair, that was created 200-300 years after he died.

Still technically the closest to the original we have.

So Jesus was a donkey! It's not a big deal, no need to shoot the messenger!

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heartSagan5 lemmy.zip heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-05-27
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I would argue his cross-section is probably smaller than the temple gate. That's one more limit

He rode a donkey so whatever that limit is, right?

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YragNitram1956 feddit.uk YragNitram1956@feddit.uk
Joined: 2026-09-10
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Duh. Everybody knows he looked like this:

No! Like this.

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