Do bears have flesh-tearing tongues like tigers do? Because having dessert before dinner does ruin an appetite.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

No

Jackass did this.

Then one likely outcome is he'll get licked. I don't think humans taste good.

Came home one day to find that I hadn't properly sealed the Advil bottle and the cat had knocked it over and licked the sugar coating off of every pill in the bottle. He stopped as soon as he got to the ibuprofren, though, and showed no signs of poisoning.

Did he have to be naked?

bear is smart enough to just lick the honey

The revenge is on his ex the bear (picture is metaphoric I assume). The man in the chair he's pouring the honey on is his ex's new boyfriend.

/s

schipelblorp: You okay kitty?

Cat: "I can't feel shit man, I'm great!"

schipelblorp: Since when can you talk?

Cat: "meow"

I miss LSD

Disappointed:

Bonus if the honey is cold.

Apparently.

Timothy Treadwell had been warned that he was getting too close to the brown bears in Katmai National Park, but he continued interacting with them.

Then, in October 2003, he was camping in Alaska with his girlfriend, Amie Huguenard, when he was attacked. Huguenard trained in vain to save him, but the brown bear that had mauled Treadwell turned on her, too. By the time help arrived, they had both been partially eaten.

Do you remove the wrapping from your food items before consuming?

I don't think the average bear is smart enough to do that, although this bear might be smarter than that.

Yeah I wonder how many of these “historical” records are just Greek or later Roman propaganda.

And then how much of the propaganda was really projection too?