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PreBorn!
MAKE HEAVEN CROWDED
TOUR 2026

CONFIRMED SPEAKERS
PASTOR LUCAS MILES

KAROLINE LEAVITT

PASTOR RUSSELL JOHNSON

PASTOR KENNETH BOSSE

OCT. 21ST | 6:30 PM | DOUBLETREE MANCHESTER DOWNTOWN HOSTED BY NEW LIFE CHURCH | 700 ELM ST., MANCHESTER, NH 03101 | MAKEHEAVENCROWDEDTOUR.COM
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Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?

Hahahahahaha, Im assuming this is real.
WTF does “preborn” even mean here lmao 🤣

If I saw this group I would call the cops about an on going abduction of kids. All they are missing is the panel van.

One Grift After Another

Ooohhh ooohhh oohh re: the heaven comment, is this the episode where they all drink the “special” kool aide/flavor aide to get to heaven ??? See the jonestown cult wiki for how that worked out lol.

It’s an Evangelical nonprofit that’s all about, you guessed it, abortion.

They never drink the kool aid themselves. They just serve it to others.

Just wow, just wow…sooo many comments.
Karoline really loves being told what to do doesn’t she and of course its the evangelicals.

So true, really wish the cups would get mixed up one of these days

It came as a fucking text message because my phone number is still in the ass backwards state I grew up in.

Holy shit, really? Ive seen political texts with pictures advertising for monetary donations, but an invite to join a trip to heaven with a bunch of nutjobs is on another level…damn.

Yeah same here. I get shitloads of primary season and election calls and texts. Like 100s a week.

Then the occasional scam like ezpass toll bills and stuff, but this one is fucking nuts.

Pastor Russell Johnson looks a lot like Kelvin Gemstone

I hear yah!!! Same.
Yah this might just be the most egregious one I’ve ever seen. You should print it out and frame it lmao.

Ricegum is a pastor now?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman might know the answer

I wonder what the "cool" pastor is all about. Is the grift/"religious" verbal diarrhoea Gen-Z oriented? 😅

Is this real? I can't tell anymore.

I would rather listen to a bucket of rocks in a woodchipper than anything planned by ToiletPaperUSA.

And charge a ton of money for the honor of getting to drink it

I recall reading that Stephen Crowder was suing CNN over "Change my Mind" name/format.

https://deadline.com/2026/10/steven-crowder-cnn-lawsuit-james-talarico-town-hall-1237167648/

And this "Make Heavens Crowded" not only looks like a nod to him, but in some reading looks like an announcement that he'd be transported to heaven from here. You know, heavens, get Crowder-ed. Kirking him off, if you will.

There is really no connection and it's weird I saw these two things so close to each other.

"Make heaven crowded" seems like a vague threat. Like we're going to murder all of you.

Shit, this is tomorrow. I have no way to request the time off to go heckle her.

Speaking as an industrial mechanic, it would be more soothing.

It’s the Righteous Gemstones IRL

Dear conservatives,

You claim that you want Heaven to be crowded, yet you oppose abortions.

Curious...

I just got another fucking one!

They’re doing a second date with different assholes aparently.

The whole poster does. Like they asked a chatbot to copy them.

Sounds more like a suicide cult, since I assume they want most of us to go to hell.

Pastor Johnson is clearly too edgy for this group. Between the emo scowl and that jacket he's definitely the one crowding heaven

Money is on #3 being the first one that gets busted for diddling.

Nah, Bosse smells like he’s already crossed a line.

Yeah, it’s what the Pit says when it makes a rush for it.

What? “STOP” isn’t enough? Oh, yeah, they rapey.

Second one came from another number too.

20 or 30 years ago at least.

At first glance, I thought he was Joshua Wesely, so I guess we think alike lol

"Make heaven crowded" sounds like a threat of a mass shooting

Yeah, of whatever their definition of “good people” are.

I think it means not having to ask for forgiveness because you were already chosen. This also means you can do anything you want as long as the church approves.

The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.

I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.

Russel Johnson needs to make up his mind on what outer wear he wants. Dude’s layering like that one scene from Friends where Chandler wears all of Joey’s clothes

Now that would be wild but I doubt these people read anything of substance

"Anyone else wonder how they’re planning to make heaven crowded?"

Maybe by bombing girl schools?

The arrival of the Kwisatz Haderach would be very bad for them, indeed.

Goddamn Missionaria Protectiva

One of those "Of course it's New Hampshire" things.

Fucking NH man, I swear it wasn't always this stupid. Used to be regular dumb libertarian toaster license shit, but somehow religion backdoored its way in through the magat cult and now they feel like New England's Texas.

Ooooh, will there be Flavor Aid?

Ah shoot you beat me to it