I knew immediately when his answer was “free will” as to why El-Sayed could practice his own faith that he was gonna be revealed as a Nazi or Nazi adjacent. Free will is also something Christian extremists like to punish, or even kill over.

He really really struggled before he said that he believed that El-Sayed should not be free to practice Islam.

Don't eat the onion. This is McSweeneys.

I am a reasonable man and am certain that your holy book is an absolute heap of disgusting, slavery condoning, male infant genital mutilation demanding, repellent, demented, vicious dark age mumbo jumbo. Christians should be told quite clearly that our citizens have the legal right to criticise, lampoon, ridicule and mock god and Jesus to their heart's content, in any way that they wish: that Christians have no special claim to protection from the rough and tumble of post-Enlightenment intellectual, political and social life. If they cannot live in a society in which this is the case, they should go somewhere else; they are, after all, spoilt for choice, at least in theory.