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EndOfLine lemmy.world EndOfLine@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Split image of batman and Spiderman with text above that reads "I think I am half Batman and half Spiderman because I have no powers and no money"
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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
#2 · Quote Reply

I’m like if a man and a woman had a baby.

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#3 · Quote Reply

I’m like if a man and a woman had a baby.

I'm more of a man baby.

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lividweasel lemmy.world lividweasel@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-05
#4 · Quote Reply

With lack of powers comes a lack of responsibility?

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hopesdead startrek.website hopesdead@startrek.website
Joined: 2024-05-27
#5 · Quote Reply

Did DC turn Bruce into a metahuman to explain why he can recover from so many injuries?

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Donkter lemmy.world Donkter@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#6 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

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Jilanico lemmy.world Jilanico@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#7 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

Spidey sense ✨

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Carmakazi piefed.social Carmakazi@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-10-17
#8 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

That's the Chrysler Building.

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nightofmichelinstars sopuli.xyz nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-09-21
#9 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

It's not reflected, there's a lens in the back of his head

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marcos lemmy.world marcos@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
#10 · Quote Reply

It's not reflected, there's a lens in the back of his head

That's a better explanation than he being in front of a mirrored building.

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AItoothbrush lemmy.zip AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-12
#11 · Quote Reply

But youre smart then? Both are supposed to be geniuses

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OrteilGenou lemmy.world OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-09
#12 · Quote Reply

I amn't the night!

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OrteilGenou lemmy.world OrteilGenou@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-09
#13 · Quote Reply

With lack of powers comes a lack of responsibility?

I hope so!

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X piefed.world X@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-10-20
#14 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

The artist wasn’t paying attention to the details

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X piefed.world X@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-10-20
#15 · Quote Reply

And yet ironically Batman has money and Spider-Man has powers

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JcbAzPx lemmy.world JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#16 · Quote Reply

I hope so!

No responsibility, but you're still the fall guy.

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MeatPilot lemmy.world MeatPilot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#17 · Quote Reply

And yet ironically Batman has money and Spider-Man has powers

Does Batman have responsibilities like Spider-Man?

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#18 · (edited) Quote Reply

That's the Chrysler Building.

So he's probably around Park or Madison Ave.

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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
#19 · (edited) Quote Reply

Did DC turn Bruce into a metahuman to explain why he can recover from so many injuries?

The same way any action hero with no powers can.

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X piefed.world X@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-10-20
#20 · Quote Reply

Does Batman have responsibilities like Spider-Man?

He would say that he does

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lobut lemmy.ca lobut@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-13
#21 · Quote Reply

But youre smart then? Both are supposed to be geniuses

I can guarantee this person is at least as smart as a bat or spider.

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Apathy Tree lemmy.dbzer0.com ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-23
#22 · Quote Reply

I'm more of a man baby.

I wish my cumulative opinion of you was less than +1, so I could feel ok making jokes about that.

But the fact that you aren't neutral, but POSITIVE.. oof thats a whole filter I’m not ready for. 💜

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potoooooooo 🥔 lemmy.world ivanafterall@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-20
#23 · Quote Reply

I wish my cumulative opinion of you was less than +1, so I could feel ok making jokes about that. But the fact that you aren't neutral, but POSITIVE.. oof thats a whole filter I’m not ready for. 💜

Are you tracking us in spreadsheets!?

Glad to know I'm mostly faring okay.

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Apathy Tree lemmy.dbzer0.com ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-23
#24 · (edited) Quote Reply

Are you tracking us in spreadsheets!? Glad to know I'm mostly faring okay.

No, just what voyager (the app) does by default.

It tracks voting across all accounts, and I don’t up/downvote that often, so.. that a good score for me specifically :)

I think the most positive score I’ve got is +3 nearly everyone is neutral. Takes extreme opinions to register. (Extremely agree or extremely disagree - moderate opinions, whether agree or disagree, are neutral 😊)

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rants_unnecessarily piefed.social rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social
Joined: 2026-02-03
#25 · Quote Reply

Why does Spider-Man have a reflection of the empire State building if it's right behind him?

He's standing in front of a mirror

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Anna lemmy.ml AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2023-06-11
#26 · Quote Reply

So are you Spider-Bat Man or Bat-Spider Man or something completely different

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

(okay I don't want to brag too much but I'm kinda proud of this loop)

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sompreno lemmy.zip sompreno@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-23
#28 · Quote Reply

So are you Spider-Bat Man or Bat-Spider Man or something completely different

He's man-man

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sompreno lemmy.zip sompreno@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-03-23
#29 · Quote Reply

Does Batman have responsibilities like Spider-Man?

No because responsibilities only come with great power

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#30 · Quote Reply

And yet ironically Batman has money and Spider-Man has powers

That would be Richard Reed, but obviously not as rich as batman/ironman.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#31 · Quote Reply

Did DC turn Bruce into a metahuman to explain why he can recover from so many injuries?

Tibetan Monk. He learn some recovery skill from Tibetan Monk.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
#32 · Quote Reply

I'm more of a man baby.

Man Baby? That's it? That's the best you got? That sucks.

the sum of 3000 dollars will be paid to the terrifying, the deadly, Amazing Baby Man!

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#33 · Quote Reply

I’m like if a man and a woman had a baby.

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hyperencabulator lemmy.today hyperencabulator@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-03-09
#34 · Quote Reply

I amn't the night!

I think you mean that instead of the night, you are the Day man

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Eheran lemmy.world Eheran@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-26
#35 · Quote Reply

(okay I don't want to brag too much but I'm kinda proud of this loop)

Hm not loading for me :(

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
#36 · Quote Reply

Hm not loading for me :(

on jerboa some of the gifs you have to click them before they load, but i'm pretty sure i downloaded this from frinkiac and uploaded here rather than hotlinking so idk why it works for me and not you

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