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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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I need to understand this. Can someone point me in the right direction?

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Consti lemmy.world p_consti@lemmy.world
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I need to understand this. Can someone point me in the right direction?

The elephant is a Hindu god. So it's a fight of religions, only one child can win so the gods need to fight it out

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schipelblorp sh.itjust.works schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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The elephant is a Hindu god. So it's a fight of religions, only one child can win so the gods need to fight it out

Oh, yes, I always assume bedside-on-the-knee prayer is Christian, but I see Ganesh on the wall there.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganesha?wprov=sfla1

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notabot piefed.social notabot@piefed.social
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I'm calling this one for Ganesh. That's a dirty kick by JC, but he's already taken some big hits, and there's more on the way. Once Ganesh starts with that axe, which would normally be out if the rules, but anything goes in this Gods' Grapple showdown, it's all over.

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rockSlayer lemmy.blahaj.zone rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I need to understand this. Can someone point me in the right direction?

One child is praying to the Christian God, represented by the cross on the wall. The other child is praying to Ganesh, a Hindu God. They are both praying to their respective Gods to win the same thing, so Jesus and Ganesh are fighting over who wins

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call_me_xale lemmy.zip call_me_xale@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-23
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I'm calling this one for Ganesh. That's a dirty kick by JC, but he's already taken some big hits, and there's more on the way. Once Ganesh starts with that axe, which would normally be out if the rules, but anything goes in this Gods' Grapple showdown, it's all over.

Idk, that axe looks more ceremonial than anything (look at the narrow haft). Too hard a swing might just snap it.

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Sonnenblume discuss.tchncs.de e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de
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Even Ganesha's mouse is getting involved.

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jif piefed.ca jif@piefed.ca
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If they were both praying to Jesus, does one Jesus wear a different color outfit when they fight?

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RebekahWSD lemmy.world RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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If they were both praying to Jesus, does one Jesus wear a different color outfit when they fight?

He flips a coin, maybe? The singular Jesus.

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SailorMoss sh.itjust.works SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
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I'm calling this one for Ganesh. That's a dirty kick by JC, but he's already taken some big hits, and there's more on the way. Once Ganesh starts with that axe, which would normally be out if the rules, but anything goes in this Gods' Grapple showdown, it's all over.

You say that but every 3 days JC gets another shot to take down Ganesh. Ganesh has to win every time, JC just has to win once.

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psx_crab lemmy.zip psx_crab@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-01-11
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If they were both praying to Jesus, does one Jesus wear a different color outfit when they fight?

both can choose different outfit these day, one of those outfit is Kermit the Frog.

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Tollana1234567 lemmy.today Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-04
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depends how much people is worshipping to both, the more worshippers the more power the god has.

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syreus lemmy.world syreus@lemmy.world
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both can choose different outfit these day, one of those outfit is Kermit the Frog.

Domain Expansion: Swamp of Serenity

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FukOui lemmy.zip FukOui@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-12-26
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What if they both pray to the same god

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BitUnWise programming.dev BitUnWise@programming.dev
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What if they both pray to the same god

Sorry you lost Timmy, apparently God does pick favorites

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PieMePlenty lemmy.world PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
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I'm calling this one for Ganesh. That's a dirty kick by JC, but he's already taken some big hits, and there's more on the way. Once Ganesh starts with that axe, which would normally be out if the rules, but anything goes in this Gods' Grapple showdown, it's all over.

Couldn't Jesus turn all the water in Ganesh's body into wine? That would fuck him up.

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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Sorry you lost Timmy, apparently God does pick favorites

let's see here... last year you sacrificed... GRAIN? the fuck god demands lamb shank or better

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MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.world HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-27
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He flips a coin, maybe? The singular Jesus.

maybe if it's the same jesus. Buff Korean Jesus could kick Ecce Homo Jesus's ass, but he doesn't need to because those muscles create love

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REDACTED infosec.pub REDACTED@infosec.pub
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Don't worry, there are over 9000 gods, but only yours exist

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