The wife and I are struggling for names and we’re running out of time. No idea what we’re having. Throw some names out there…

Alphonse Bentley McChicken.

Hingle McCringleberry

Slartibartfast

If it's a boy: Doug Damage. If it's a girl: Doug Damage.

Kiddie McKiddington

Chile Childers

Wehadababy Itsaboy

Whatever month they were conceived in. When they ask why it's not the month they were born in, you can tell them "we liked how it sounded" until they're old enough for the truth to be a tempting punishment. Also, congratulations.

I’m definitely down with this. I genuinely pitched Danger Russ but couldn’t get it past the boss.

I told you it wasn't important.

Girl: Strychnine Microflora.
Boy: Gaylord Perry Jr.
Puppy: Butters. 

Bilbo

Or alternatively Alphonse Bentley McLovin

I'm partial to the Welsh, Taran for a boy or Bronwyn for a girl.

Anything that is gender-neutral, just to cover the bases in the future

It appears we are having a March

You mean like Keith?

You can also choose multiple names. In our family we have one name each with the first letter of the parents name. First name got mother side last name reference becaune we got the last name of our father.
I think 4 names is good because its more unusual while still being manageable & gives options as the first name is always hated.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
Clem Fandango
Aurora
Dave

Brother of the Unlost. Witness to the End Times.

Or maybe something culturally meaningful to your family, idk I'm bad at naming things.

Abu Tamim Ma'ad al-Mu'izz li-Din Allah

Velvalee.

pichael

bort

Hope. Because, they'll need it.

"markiemarks fake cock from boogie nights"

If I have kids (doubtful) I would probably use a name from Trek. Some of my favorite names:

• Jadzia
• Kira
• Geordi
• Solais/Riva
• Dal
• Chakotay

Although I like the name Miles, I don't want to subject my child to a lifetime of suffering

Then Mars/Mara it is!

You could also go with Aquamarine for the birthstone, which means seawater, lol.

I’m partial to Chalupa Batman.

Child

This nicely abbreviates to BUWET, which is a lovely name for a boy.

Lemmy. Obviously

My old boss had a dog named "deeohgee", literally dog spelled out. He also had a daughter named "Katie", which was him compromising with the mother as he wanted to name her "Ka'idee" (kid spelled out....).

People might just assume you play Honkai: Star Rail

Mephiston, Lord of Death

• Nog
• T'im
• Kahless the Unforgettable
• Worf, Son of Mogh (regardless of the father's actual name
• Tuvix (which provides a golden opportunity to explain to the child that they are only alive due to the "deaths" of the two beings who fused to form them)
• Borg Queen

Wolf no matter the gender

The beautiful legendary Norwegian name: Guttorm

Meta Spacex

better !askouija@lemmy.world

You know how it goes when you ask the online collective: Kiddy McKidface

You've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/68657321

Green eyes: Jasmine
Brown eyes: Sandy

Dee-nice and A-aron: https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw

If you like American Football player names: https://youtu.be/wwFsxogUFVc

Daniel Jackson

first name: (boys) Lawrence, Marcus, Anthony, John/Jon(athan), Joe/Joseph, Zak/Zach(ariah; for non abbreviated), Sam(uel)

first name: (girls) Clara, Ainsley, Kelly, Vicky/Victoria, Audrey, Tanya/Tonya (depends on what region y'all are from),

twins: Terra (or Gaia)/Luna

thats all I've got. good luck, future dad.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Or Luca. It's gender neutral.

Fiona Ivy

I think I read somewhere that names can open up doors.

So you could choose two paths:

1. Choose a name that makes their life easier. I suppose these would be names that reflect contemporary idealized identities.
2. Choose a name that makes their life harder. Fight the system. Prove you can survive even with a name that doesn’t reflect contemporary idealized identities.

Wehadababy Itsaboy

It's-a-me, your papa Mari-o. 🤌🤌

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