Link: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-vance-fraud-speech-rage-b3070275.html

Donald Trump has found a new way to make America great again: paying people to become professional snitches.

On Tuesday, the president and JD Vance unveiled a $25 million fraud whistleblower fund, under which Americans who provide tips leading to successful prosecutions would receive large financial rewards. Basically, you can rat on your enemies to the government for cash now — and, Trump added, he will be the personal arbiter on whether the fraud is real and how much money you get.

Just think of it as a big reality TV show, like when Oprah gives out the cars except it’s that guy at work you once fell out with and you get to send him to jail.

“The president always loses, whatever the reason, the midterms,” said Trump. “Great presidents, lousy presidents. Oz,is there a reason you can think of, medically?” Oz laughed weakly at that, and the president continued: “I do say this: When I was on the ticket — when I ran, we won everything. When I don’t run, people don't show up to vote. If I could get my voters to get out to vote… we’d win in a landslide.”

People are gonna show up and vote in midterms....

Republicans tho...

Paid tattletales

Dr. Mehmet Oz, who gave an incensed little speech about how people in California are being paid to unpack groceries and play mahjong in senior centers

I don't even know where to start with this. This sounds like an AI hallucination.

Is this to help them round up illegal immigrants?

The Whitehouse ballroom? The reflecting pool? Trump accounts? Argentinian "beef"? Gimme muh money!!!

The sheer volume of reports of Dumps fraud will be hilarious.

This is for kickbacks or bribes. You won't be selected unless you know him personally.

Oh good. Stasi techniques.

Holy Shit, what the fuck did I just read…these people are clinically insane.

They will take the tips and reneg on the payout, grifting 101

Yes, but now your the Nazi for trying to stop a genocide, and your neighbors can rat you out for cash if you make anti-semitic comments like "Please stop killing brown people to build a Trump Tower on the Gaza Strip.".

This is fascism. We are here

Maybe it's time we did something about the president.

It will be used for that. But it may also be used to put me in a camp for typng this comment... eventually

And if not this proclamation, then the next.

We are here. This is fascism.

Good grief, he IS on the fucking ticket! And that's why he's polling so badly.

I guess one silver lining for him: at this rate he's going to get the record for the biggliest midterms loss in history. Given how much he likes holding records and having stuff named after him, this is an achievement of sorts.

I'd… I'd like to be paid to unpack groceries and play mahjong in senior centers

BUT MUH PARKIN TICKETS

Been here, but yes.

This is what happens before the purges.

Hi, yes, is this the White House? Yes, I’d like to report a convicted felon and fraudster who’s harboring an illegal alien wife. They receive insane sums in government support draining resources from real, hardworking Americans.

Where?

Yes, they’re actually in DC, the White House in fact.

…

Hello? Hello??

The question is what the fuck will be done about it and how many innocents will be killed before it ends, if it ever ends?

ZOMG!!! How can you write such things?!? You must be antisemitic.

Burn the whitehouse down. Seriously wtf

You mean illegal citizen 😂

I feel like that's probably a huge misrepresentation of something legitimate.

Like maybe the found an activities coordinator or recreational therapist or something and asked them what they were doing that day and they answered "well right now I'm unpacking these groceries for a cooking class we're doing tomorrow, and then I'm gonna go get things ready for game night, and I'm gonna be teaching them how to play mahjong"

Or maybe they just found the kitchen staff playing mahjong on their lunch break after unpacking a bunch of groceries.

This man is alive only because you allow it

Fr, I'd work for cheap if that were the work

maybe.

He's going to throw so much chum in the midterm waters that Americans won't even see the ballot.

Mahjong is actually pretty cool once you know what's going on.

Why do we think it's okay to link to clickbait publications that don't publish any sources?

Don't tell my neighbors. They only hate state approved scapegoat citizens minorities, not True Americans like the non-citizen Israelis.

This double speak is getting cumbersome. Can someone ask the ministry of information to tighten up the propaganda?
What is this amateur hour?

They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

I'd like to just find people to play mahjong with casually. Getting paid would be a bonus.

Do I have to wait until I’m a senior?

Participation guarantees citizenship.

Or someone working in care helping with grocery shopping and socialising with clients.

If there was any justice at all in the world, donnie and all of his accomplices would be frog-marched to prison to await their trials.

Many of us already have voted.

Wouldn't that come with the job of caring for the people at a senior center? Like, the ladies at the daycare I went to as a kid had to stock the kitchen and played games with us, seems like kind of the same deal depending on how much help the seniors need. Should they not be compensated for that?

I know a guy who spent millions of taxpayer dollars running political ads to stoke his own ego. Maybe I can report him and get a payout.

Two things are all but guaranteed to happen:

• Narcs will narc on fraud that doesn't really exist. Something, something, false flag fiesta.

• Naive, well-meaning narcs will narc on real fraud that is actually state-sanctioned and will find themselves on a list (or worse). This signals the fraudsters to get even fraudier. Lots of gaslighting of the narc may follow. Might even throw them into the loonie bin for such lunacy. And loonie bins are great for taking out those deemed to be trash, those blithering dissenting pains in the ass.

Watch your backs out there, yo. And each others'.

Trump will just pocket the money for himself.

Republican presidents always seem to start some neighborhood NARC program.

See George W Bush and the TIPS program for reference.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_TIPS

Ah, the good old Nazi Germany "Blockwart". Yep, another tick off on the list.

It's a Symphony of Toasted Pain!

How it happened...

• Trump: We're not grifting enough.
• Miller: We're grifting all the grift. Every scheme we know, in parallel.
• Big Balls: We're not smart enough. AI SI is smarter. It can think of more.
• Trump: I already asked the Google.
• Big Balls: We need a fraud-specialized training dataset.
• Miller: Say we'll pay them to tell us about fraud schemes.
• Trump: I'm not paying them.
• Miller: You never do. Just tell them you will.
• Trump: Are you - a very bald and very short man - criticizing me?
• Miller: No, sir. 'mirin'.

We need a word for people fabricating allegations. Snitch implies they are correct in their allegations.

This is not testilying, what is the word for fabricating scandals as such? Maybe we need to make a new word.

Don't call Thiel's fucktoys groomed for doge by their own nicknames. Ball boy here the one in question.

So a one stop shop to report Trump fraud? 🤔