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KhitomerAccordion
lemy.lol
KhitomerAccordion@lemy.lolJoined: 2026-10-11 |
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f314
lemmy.world
f314@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-15 |
Literally me ten minutes ago… |
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bw42
lemmy.world
bw42@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-03-08 |
Sometimes I do that on purpose for the noise canceling. |
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ThunderComplex
lemmy.today
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today Joined: 2023-10-08 |
Or when you’re in the pocket doing a task and you have to pee and you know you can’t take a piss rn because afterwards you won’t get back in the pocket |
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DudeImMacGyver
kbin.earth
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthJoined: 2025-01-11 |
I was using my brain as a media player and forgot I put headphones on to listen to media not hosted locally on my brain. In my defense, it was a really catchy song. |
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laz
lemmy.dbzer0.com
laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-07-24 |
Stop leaking state secrets |
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baldingpudenda
lemmy.world
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Or when you’re in the pocket doing a task and you have to pee and you know you can’t take a piss rn because afterwards you won’t get back in the pocket
My brain will ignore it, until it screams PISS NOW. might as well start on those emails. I ain't getting shit done in the next hr anyway |
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MutantTailThing
lemmy.world
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-10-23 |
You know that feeling where you want to take your headphones off but you forgot you already took them off a while ago so you just grab into thin air? |
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snooggums
piefed.world
snooggums@piefed.world Joined: 2025-07-08 |
Look the thing I was listenting to stopped 5 mintues ago and I just haven't had a chance to start something new. Oh, it ended 30 minutes ago. I'll get to that right after this email... |
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NessD
lemmy.world
NessD@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-24 |
Oh, it's the opposite for me. It's sensory overload having something stuck in my ear without having something else to overpower it. |
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massive_bereavement
fedia.io
massive_bereavement@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-06-14 |
Hold on, it's not just me? |
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danekrae
lemmy.world
danekrae@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-11 |
Sitting here thinking "that's kinda weird", only to notice that I'm doing that right now... |
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floquant
lemmy.dbzer0.com
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-05-31 |
Oh, it's the opposite for me. It's sensory overload having something stuck in my ear without having something else to overpower it.
That's why I believe in over-ear supremacy. Say no to plastic in your ears, yes to velvet around them.
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Jakylla
jlai.lu
Jakylla@jlai.luJoined: 2023-06-30 |
My brain will ignore it, until it screams PISS NOW. might as well start on those emails. I ain't getting shit done in the next hr anyway
I sometimes forget to go to the toilet : "I want to pee- OH A BUTTERFLY" then remember 45min later |
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disorderly
lemmy.world
disorderly@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-02-27 |
What about deciding to listen to something and then realizing you're already listening to something? I do this at least once a day. |
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ViaGetty (fae/faer/faers)
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-04-01 |
.... You caught me in the act, damn. |
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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown
fedia.io
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-07 |
Thanks for the reminder. It is also tradition to change tasks only to realize the new task is outside the Bluetooth range of one’s phone, which was left in some inscrutable location. |
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NessD
lemmy.world
NessD@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-24 |
That's why I believe in over-ear supremacy. Say no to plastic in your ears, yes to velvet around them.
That would be even worse. It's getting my ears hot. |
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DraconicSun
piefed.social
SalamenceFury@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-01-20 |
I'm in this post and I don't like it. |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Thanks for the reminder. It is also tradition to change tasks only to realize the new task is outside the Bluetooth range of one’s phone, which was left in some inscrutable location.
I've now had bluetooth headphones for a couple of years and I still feel very weird moving away from my desk and being able to continue listening. Brains are weird. lol |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
What about deciding to listen to something and then realizing you're already listening to something? I do this at least once a day.
Oh, that is the worst. I want to listen to this song BUT ALSO that song AND that other song RIGHT NOW. ALL OF THEM. |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
I sometimes forget to go to the toilet : "I want to pee- OH A BUTTERFLY" then remember 45min later
"Eh, I'll go in a few mins, I want to work on THIS right now" and a few hours later you're in pain. |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
You know that feeling where you want to take your headphones off but you forgot you already took them off a while ago so you just grab into thin air?
Not at all the same thing, but you've reminded me of one annoyance. heh. I have dialysis three times per week that involves being in a chair, laid back for 4.5 hours. For some, they watch the provided television, but I can't stand it. I have over-the-ear headphones and I play a particular playlist every time and try to nap, and even if I can't get to sleep, I have my eyemask on, so it's a dark place with nice music to hang out. Multiple times now I've been in a dream after having successfully gotten to sleep, and someone will talk to me in my dream, but I can't hear them because I have music playing in my headphones. (When I dream at night, no headphones, I never hear any audio in my dreams, so the lack of them talking is not unusual, except the musci playing I can hear). So in the dream, I realize I have headphones on, and I tell them - sorry, jsut a sec, lemme take these headphones off so I can hear you. And I take the headphones off, and te music is still going. So I take my headphones off again...... but the music is still playing. And I will take my headphones off a half dozen times, getting more and more frustrated that I can't make te music stop so I can hear them. It's quite annoying, but somewhat hilarious (in an eye-rolling way) when I do wake up and remember it happening. lol |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
That would be even worse. It's getting my ears hot.
Let me jokingly say: Clearly if headphones can get your ears too hot, your A/C isn't down enough to be comfy. But let me seriously say: I'm sorry, that sucks. :( |
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞
lemmy.world
daychilde@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-13 |
Hold on, it's not just me?
It never is. spaceman-with-gun-behind-other-spaceman.bmp :) |
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lukaro
lemmy.zip
lukaro@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-05 |
And yet another trait I share. |
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MehBlah
lemmy.world
MehBlah@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-16 |
Been rocking the aux headphone input in my care lately. This morning I was thirty minutes down the road before I realized I never hit play. |
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NessD
lemmy.world
NessD@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-24 |
Let me jokingly say: Clearly if headphones can get your ears too hot, your A/C isn't down enough to be comfy. But let me seriously say: I'm sorry, that sucks. :(
In Germany there is no AC :D |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
Me: working in silence Headphones: "Your battery is low" Me: heart attack |
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Sundray
lemmus.org
sundray@lemmus.orgJoined: 2023-12-19 |
I was using my brain as a media player and forgot I put headphones on to listen to media not hosted locally on my brain. In my defense, it was a really catchy song.
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DudeImMacGyver
kbin.earth
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthJoined: 2025-01-11 |
This is pretty much running in my head 24/7.
Love that song! I haven't put that on my playlist in forever, mostly its just been improvisational stuff that's all over the place genre wise. The last one was like if Deltron and Parov Stelar did a collaboration and then Apashe walks in and they call Beardyman to help. Then it gets kind of Amon Tobiny... |
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Rakonat
lemmy.world
Rakonat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
I'm feeling attacked by the meme, then I read the comments and am contacting the FBI for witness protection. |
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Goodlucksil
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-08-15 |
I'm feeling attacked by the meme, then I read the comments and am contacting the FBI for witness protection.
The FBi denies your request because you're not neurotypical. |
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Jul
piefed.blahaj.zone
irotsoma@piefed.blahaj.zoneJoined: 2025-09-25 |
God I love reading these just to confirm I'm not the only one. Lol |
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Rakonat
lemmy.world
Rakonat@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
The FBi denies your request because you're not neurotypical.
FUCK. I mean... uh... nice, dog? Director? |
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wyldrstallyns
lemmy.dbzer0.com
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-05-16 |
Love that song! I haven't put that on my playlist in forever, mostly its just been improvisational stuff that's all over the place genre wise. The last one was like if Deltron and Parov Stelar did a collaboration and then Apashe walks in and they call Beardyman to help. Then it gets kind of Amon Tobiny...
Waitwhat? I must hear this! 😱🔥 |
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lonefighter
sh.itjust.works
lonefighter@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-03-12 |
Sometimes I do that on purpose for the noise canceling.
I used to do it all the time at my old job so coworkers would see them and leave me alone. It worked most of the time. |
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kryptonianCodeMonkey
lemmy.world
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
Too real |
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kryptonianCodeMonkey
lemmy.world
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-13 |
Me: working in silence Headphones: "Your battery is low" Me: heart attack
I was walking around with some open-ear bone-conducting headphones on the other night before bed trying to corral my daughter. They were connected to my phone but with no audio playing. I had forgotten I had them on. And also didn't realize that the volume was all the way up. Then, as I was walking into my daughter's dark bedroom, silent but for the calming white noise of a fan, I got a work email to my outlook app and it felt like the notification sound was coming from every direction, emanating from the very walls directly into my soul. I stopped and said out loud "What the actual fuck was that?!" before I remembered the headphones were on. A nice corporate jump scare to start the evening right. |
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DudeImMacGyver
kbin.earth
DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earthJoined: 2025-01-11 |
Waitwhat? I must hear this! 😱🔥
Yeah, thing is I can't play it anywhere but my own head. |
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Fmstrat
lemmy.world
Fmstrat@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-27 |
I do this with tea. Poor cold cup. |
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wyldrstallyns
lemmy.dbzer0.com
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2026-05-16 |
Yeah, thing is I can't play it anywhere but my own head.
Phase, think of the rest of us who have an ever-hungry void in our hearts where Amon Tobin used to be. There must be a way. 🙇🏼♂️😅 |
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definitemaybe
lemmy.ca
definitemaybe@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-09-08 |
Been rocking the aux headphone input in my care lately. This morning I was thirty minutes down the road before I realized I never hit play.
I know it's a typo, but my ADHD really enjoyed trying to imagine a situation where an aux cable would be important/meaningful enough to "be in your care". |
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definitemaybe
lemmy.ca
definitemaybe@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-09-08 |
Not at all the same thing, but you've reminded me of one annoyance. heh. I have dialysis three times per week that involves being in a chair, laid back for 4.5 hours. For some, they watch the provided television, but I can't stand it. I have over-the-ear headphones and I play a particular playlist every time and try to nap, and even if I can't get to sleep, I have my eyemask on, so it's a dark ...
I love that story. Thanks for sharing! |
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Zarobi
aussie.zone
Zarobi@aussie.zone Joined: 2026-06-23 |
Sometimes I do that on purpose for the noise canceling.
Headset is locked in mode |
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MehBlah
lemmy.world
MehBlah@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-04-16 |
I know it's a typo, but my ADHD really enjoyed trying to imagine a situation where an aux cable would be important/meaningful enough to "be in your care".
Didnt notice. I think I'll just leave it. |
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